Rugby Player And Coach

A Huge Guy goes to try out for his University Rugby Team.
coach:Can You Tackle?
Guy:"Sure,Watch this,"the freshman replies,as he ran smack intoa telephone pole,
shattering it to splinter.
Coach:wow! im'm impressed. Can you run?
Guy:"Of course," says the freshman, as speeds off like a bolt of lightning and completes a
hundred yard dash in 10 seconds.
Coach:"That's great,“ says the coach with enthusiasm,” but can you pass a rugby ball?”Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment,
Guy: "Hey, if I can swallow
it, I can pass it!"

 
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