Santa Banta Jokes
Santa and Banta were out cutting wood, and Banta accidentally cut his arm off. Santa wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Banta to a surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours."
So Santa left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Banta is down at the movies." Santa went to the movies and there was Banta, clapping at the screen.
A few weeks later, Santa and Banta were cutting wood again, and Banta cut his leg off. Santa put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Banta back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours."
Santa left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Banta's down at the soccer field." Santa went down to the soccer field and there was Banta, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Banta had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Santa put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Banta to the surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said "Gosh, heads are really tough. Come back on 12 hours."
So Santa left and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon said regretfully "I'm sorry, Banta died."
Santa said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no! The surgery went fine! Banta suffocated in that plastic bag."
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours."
So Santa left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Banta is down at the movies." Santa went to the movies and there was Banta, clapping at the screen.
A few weeks later, Santa and Banta were cutting wood again, and Banta cut his leg off. Santa put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Banta back to the surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours."
Santa left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Banta's down at the soccer field." Santa went down to the soccer field and there was Banta, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Banta had a terrible accident and cut his head off. Santa put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of Banta to the surgeon.
The surgeon looked at the situation and said "Gosh, heads are really tough. Come back on 12 hours."
So Santa left and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon said regretfully "I'm sorry, Banta died."
Santa said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no! The surgery went fine! Banta suffocated in that plastic bag."
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