RajniKanth Joke Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies... Next day during vote-out, RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there. He asked, 'Who R you?' . . . . . . . .They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.': Obama And poiticians joke 1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the. Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi. Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha, sb k sb chup.. Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga. Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya. Obama soch rha tha K Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara.. . . . Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko Jhapad Maru.