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cat and mouse joke

Mouse ws going with his kids. CAT jumpd in front of dem.. Mouse shoutd - BHOW BHOW Cat ran away !!! Mouse -" tht's d advntge of learnin foreign language ;

Sant banta jokes:santa and the thieves

Santa ke Ghar Chor aaya. Santa ne dekha to chor Bhaaga. Santa bhagte bhagte chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya. Santa: Saala Ek to Chori............ Upar se Race... Ye to mai hi jeetunga.....

Fun joke:Young Girls and unmarried man

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN. He had to choose one of them.. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend. ... 1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future. Finally MAN decided To marry The lady who was .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Prettiest :D Moral : Men never change ;-)

comedy conversation between breaked up girl and boy

Conversation Between Girl & Boy after Break-up" Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind....Is she Really Pretty than Me ???) Boy : Ya She is...!! (Boy Thinks in mind....But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know) Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't) Boy : Sure She is....(But she is nothing compared to you) Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...(We never did) Boy : I Hope you do too....(What Happened to You & Me...???) Girl : Well...I gotta go....(Before i start Cry) Boy : Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry) Girl : Bye....(I Still Love you & Miss you)

Funny Jokes: Jokes On Celebrity

Children jokes: Jokes on child Birth Jub bacha paida hota hai to sare khandaan wale use dekhne aatay hain. Bachche ka baap kehta hai:"Mere bete ka chehra to mere pe gaya hai."... Chacha kehta hai:"is ke haath paon to bilkul merepar gaye hain. "Maa kehti hai:"iss ki naak mere pe gayi hai. "Mamu kehta hai:"iss k kaan mere par gaye hain. "Phir jub wohi bacha bada hokar Ladkion ko Chedta hai to sare khandan wale kehte hain:"Pata nahi Haramkhor kis pergayahai? ;) Celebrity jokes: Aishwarya rai jokes ऐश्वर्या के बेबी ने सूसू कर दिया अभिषेक डायपर चेन्ज करने लगा बेबी बोली :- मुझ पे एक एहसान करना कि मुझ पे कोई एहसान न करना Jokes in Hindi Judge and prisoner jokes Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home! Judge: That's all, case dismissed.... Begger Jokes :Jokes On Begger Ek Bikhari ko lottery lagi to usne Man

Girl and guy funny comedy conversation

Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out. Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off. Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you? Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear? Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours. Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package. Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day. Guy: Are you free tomorrow night? Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after. Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you. Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it. Guy: Can I spend the evening with you? Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago. Guy: Cheer u

Blonde jokes when the heart broken

A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.” Says the doc. When the blonde returns she shocks the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds! “That's amazing!” says the doc. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods, “I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to die on the third day.” “What from hunger?” asks the doc. “No.” says the Blonde. “From all that bloody skipping!” Boy :- can i have a bite of ur dairy milk? Girl:- Kya main aapko jaanti hoon? Boy:-Jaldi se de de behen samosa khake aya hoon mirchi lag rahi hai.... drame baad mein kar lena An Optimistic answer By Broken HeartBoy. . . . . . . . . YOU broke my heart into many pieces. Thanx now I can give them to many girls.

cool jokes for sms

‎Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga. Sherni use rok k idhr udhr dekne lgi. Sher: Kya hua. . . Sherni- Dek rahi hu aas pass Discovry wale to nai h. sala mms bana dete संता: यार बंता सरकारी और पब्लिक स्कूल के बच्चों में क्या अंतर होता है? बंता: देख जब पब्लिक स्कूल के बच्चे चिड़ियाघर में बंदर को देखते हैं तो बोलते हैं : ऑह, देखो बंदर सो रहा है इसे तंग मत करो… लेकिन सरकारी स्कूल के बच्चे : ओए तेरी की देख तेरा बाप सो रहा है, पत्थर मार साले को. Husband & Wife apne room mai khamosh : Biwi ki soch: 1- Q ye mujh se bat nhi kar raha ? 2- Kya ye dusri shadi k baray me soch raha hain ? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta ha ? 4- Kya is ne mere chehre pe wrinkles... dekhe han ? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun ! HUSBAND KI SOCH: . . Yar saala Petrol Kina Mehanga Ho Gaya hai ?

mobile sms jokes

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla Srdar:Isme to Kida Nikla h Amrudwala:Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae Sardar: 2 kilo or de do संता: बेटा भगवान और डॉक्टर को कभी नाराज नहीं करना चाहिए? बेटा: क्यूं? संता: देखो बेटा अगर भगवान नाराज तो आप डॉक्टर के पास और अगर डॉक्टर नाराज तो आप भगवान के पाs Santa received an sms joke, End mein likha tha: "Jin ko samajh main nahi aaye wo POGO daikhain" Santa replied after 3 days. "Yar 3 din se POGO daikh raha hun samajh main to abhi bhi nahi aaya?   Attitude of Girls: When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS She Laughs For 10 Minutes, Forward That to Her Friends and Then Replies the Boy. “I Don't Like That Kind of SMS .. OK LOLZ Hahahahahahahaha ;)

Boy vs Girl Jokes

Boy : Tumhara naam kya hai? . . Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!! . . . . . . Boy : Na batao mein konsa tume apni BMW mein betha raha hun! . . . . ,. Girl : PINKY, B.com2nd yr wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b, Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain, Tution timing 6 to 8. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid lunga na usss din jarur baithaunga thik hai... :D

Funny jokes

RajniKanth Joke Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies... Next day during vote-out, RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there. He asked, 'Who R you?' . . . . . . . .They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.': Obama And poiticians joke 1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the. Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi. Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha, sb k sb chup.. Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga. Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya. Obama soch rha tha K Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara.. . . . Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko Jhapad Maru.

Husband wife jokes:

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye Doctor: Shadi kar lo.... Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega

Girl and Boy Jokes

Ek ladka or ladki date par gaye.... . . . Wahan ladke ko chot lag gai,or khoon behne laga.... Ladke ne lardi ko dekha k shayad wo apna duppata phad k bandhe gi.... Ladki ne ladki ko dekha or kaha: . . . . . "Oye hero! Sochiyo bhi mat 1500 rs. Ka suit h mera....." Jab "LARKI" Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge"? . . socho yaar??? . . . Are yaar bohat simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Mere inbox me "I Luv U" kyu bheja ?  girl - Do u know Avogadro's number? . . . . boy-Avogadr was boy or girl? . . . . girl-a boy . .  . . . Boy-sorry babesi dont deal with boys mobile numbers:D

Rajnikanth Jokes

Baba ramdev And Rajnikanth Jokes Baba Ramdev:"Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao. .Rajnikanth: "Khabardar, Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nahi lagayega..