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"One liner quotes some times says a deep meaning thing in a line some time . here we have represented a collection of hilarious o liners comments and quotes which will surely make you laugh and fun" Very funny Quote: There is no stupid questions just stupid peoples. Hilarious liner: Every one is entitled to their own opinion.It's just that yours is stupid. funny Liner: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he think. Awesome Liner: People says Microsoft paid 14 million dollars for using the Rolling Stones song "Start me up" in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14 million dollars only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line "You'll make a grown man cry Good comment Liner: There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence

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