Husband text sms to wife
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…” Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they, ab kyun nahi dete? Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai! A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,