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Husband text sms to wife

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…” Wife: Shadi ke pehle to tum mujhe rof gift diya karte they, ab kyun nahi dete? Husband: Machhali pakdne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai! A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,

Husband VS Wife Jokes

husband wife joke on shopping Bill Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill husband wife jokes on boring Wife: Mein tumhari zindagi ki Kitaab hoon.. Husband: Yahi to afsos hai, Calendar hoti to haar saal badal leta.. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai . Husband: To pretty girl in Bazar: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while? Girl:Why? Man:because whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-) Husband: Chalo tum se shadi kar ke mujhy ek fayda to zaror hua, Wife: woh kya? Husband: Mujhey mere gunaahon ki saza dunya me hi mil gaii Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some wom