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RajniKanth Joke Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies... Next day during vote-out, RAJINIKANTH: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai... :D Neil Armstong landed on moon & found 2 men R already there. He asked, 'Who R you?' . . . . . . . .They replied, 'Camera man Santosh ke saath Deepak Chaurasia Aaj Tak.': Obama And poiticians joke 1 Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the. Tbhi 1 underpass Aya Or Kissing aur thapad K awaj Ayi. Jb train bahar Ayi to Obama ka Gaal Laal tha, sb k sb chup.. Sonia soch rhi thi K Americns Pagal hote h , Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga. Aish soch rhi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Krne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya. Obama soch rha tha K Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne Muje Smja aur muje Jhapad Mara.. . . . Manmohan soch rha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kr fir Obama ko Jhapad Maru.

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi Mareez: Dostor sahab mai aisa kya karon k meri umar lambi ho jaye Doctor: Shadi kar lo.... Mareez: Shadi karne se meri umar lambi ho jayegi Doctor: Nahi , lambi umar ka shouq khatam ho jayega

Ek ladka or ladki date par gaye.... . . . Wahan ladke ko chot lag gai,or khoon behne laga.... Ladke ne lardi ko dekha k shayad wo apna duppata phad k bandhe gi.... Ladki ne ladki ko dekha or kaha: . . . . . "Oye hero! Sochiyo bhi mat 1500 rs. Ka suit h mera....." Jab "LARKI" Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge"? . . socho yaar??? . . . Are yaar bohat simple hai . . . Uske WALL pe likh do.. Mere inbox me "I Luv U" kyu bheja ?  girl - Do u know Avogadro's number? . . . . boy-Avogadr was boy or girl? . . . . girl-a boy . .  . . . Boy-sorry babesi dont deal with boys mobile numbers:D

Baba ramdev And Rajnikanth Jokes Baba Ramdev:"Swiss Bank se Black Money INDIA le aao. .Rajnikanth: "Khabardar, Koi Mere GULLAK ko hath nahi lagayega..