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Mouse ws going with his kids. CAT jumpd in front of dem.. Mouse shoutd - BHOW BHOW Cat ran away !!! Mouse -" tht's d advntge of learnin foreign language ;

Santa ke Ghar Chor aaya. Santa ne dekha to chor Bhaaga. Santa bhagte bhagte chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya. Santa: Saala Ek to Chori............ Upar se Race... Ye to mai hi jeetunga.....

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN. He had to choose one of them.. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend. ... 1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future. Finally MAN decided To marry The lady who was .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Prettiest :D Moral : Men never change ;-)

Conversation Between Girl & Boy after Break-up" Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind....Is she Really Pretty than Me ???) Boy : Ya She is...!! (Boy Thinks in mind....But you are still the most Beautiful Girl i know) Girl : I Heard that she is Funny & Amazing (All the Stuff that i wasn't) Boy : Sure She is....(But she is nothing compared to you) Girl : Well I Hope...You both last...(We never did) Boy : I Hope you do too....(What Happened to You & Me...???) Girl : Well...I gotta go....(Before i start Cry) Boy : Ya me too...(I Hope you don't Cry) Girl : Bye....(I Still Love you & Miss you)