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Tortoise n rabbit wrote entrance exam, Tortoise got 80% Rabbit 81%. Both went 4 admission in an engineering college, Cut off needed was 85%... Rabbit didn't get but Tortoise got admission. How? . . . . U remember wen we were in 1st std tortoise won a race... Sports quota 5% marks extra...:

Man : How old are u ? Woman : A woman never tells her age Man : Just tell me your age Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ? Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody ever made me say my age ? Man : Hahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahh­ ahahaha lol! This is funny conversation of a man and womanjust like joking to each other  share it on facebook if you like

This is a funny cartoon on topic of swami's allegation on soniya gandhi and rahul gandhi

Girl friend and boyfriend joke on facebook chatting --> girlfriend on phone talking to his boyfriend girlfriend  and boy friend were chatting on Facebook girlfriend : plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :) boyfriend : No, sorry i gotta go girlfriend : Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse? boyfriend : No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhujidcbfnekd !

Funny rahul gandhi on wood cart Attitude of governments:: --> USA -"If u attack us, we will attack u". ISRAEL -"If u attack us, we will demolish u" INDIA -"If u attack us, we will condemn & write to u or we will not play Cricket with u" according to you what should be attitude of a country in this situation must comment on the post.

 Santa banta mischivious entertaining joke One day santa was too much confused  so he asked to Banta  : friend your wife is very very sexy and passes smile to see me & trying to seduce me.... Banta to santa: no thats not the mater actully on first night he asked me have you fucked someone ever  and   by mistake a took your name. Hindi translation of joke Pappu Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Dost Se Pucha Pappu: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?” .. .. .. Dost : “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, . To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

 Funny picture wife going to beat husband with hammer for excessive use of Facebook so this is a funny Facebook picture --> This funny Facebook picture is for those sons that are crazy for Facebook use Facebook to much. a son is being beaten by his father for excessive use of Facebook -->

  "A fun collection of lady , husband ,taxi driver and sister in law dual meaning jokes"   wife husband and sister in law  joke Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister. A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'. friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool. ********************** Naked Lady And taxi driver joke A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen b naked woman? Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me. Lady and office boss joke A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast? Boss: wow, what? Girl: your eyes. ********************* Dual meaning Joke What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men

"This joke is about drinker's in which they sit on taxi .and driver get advantage of  their being drunken"   3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have reached ". The 1st guy gave him money. The 2nd guy said " thank you ". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap . The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied: " CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME , you nearly killed us!" :

 This is a romantic and emotional husband and wife love story in Hindi showing husband and wife's love to each other.  एक लड़का और लड़की शादी के पहले आपस में बहुत प्यार करते थे। थोड़ी नोक झोक उनमें होती रहती थी। फिर प्यार से मान जाते थे वे। शादी के बाद तो उनमें हर छोटी- मोटी बात को लेकर नोक- झोक होती थी। कई कई दिन तक उनमें बातचीत बन्द रहती थी आज दोनो की सालगिरह थी।लेकिन लड़की ने जानबूझ कर नहीं बताया। वो देखना चाहती थी की उसके पति को याद है की नहीं। पर आज पति सुबह ही उठा और नहा धो कर जल्दी ही बाहर चला गया। बिवी रुआँसी हो गई थोड़ी देर बाद दरवाजे पर घण्टी बजी,वो दरवाजा खोली देखा पति गुलदस्ते और उपहारो के साथ एनिवर्सरि सरप्राईज लाया था। उसने उपहार लेकर पति को गले से लगा लिया फिर पति घर के अन्दर चला गया तभी बिवी के मोबाईल पे पुलिस वाले का कॉल आया की, उसके पति की लाश मिलि है। उसके पति का एक्सिडेंट हो चूका है वो सोचने लगी की उसका पति अभी तो गिफ्ट देकर अन्दर ही गया है फिर उसे वो बात याद आ गई जो उसने सुना था की मरने के बाद अन्तिम इच्छा पूरी करने के लिये इंसान की आत्मा एक बार आती है। वो

This joke is based on idea that when a poet turned into a thief and went for robbery in a bank robbed bank by singing poetry so this is a thief joke  poet joke , poetry joke, or we can se funny PJ in Hindi, Hindi jokes and joke in hindi --> एक शायर गरीबी से तंग आकार डाकू बन गया ! और वो बैंक में डाका डालने गया  और कहा ...... अर्ज किया है तकदीर में जो लिखा है वही मिलेगा .......   हंड्स अप अपनी जगह से कोई नहीं हिलेगा ...... फिर काशिएर से कहा >> कुछ ख्वाब मेरी आँखों से निकल दो .. जो कुछ भी है इस बैग में जल्दी से डाल दो  Genera warning: बहुत कोशिश करता हू तेरी यद् भुलाने की कोई कोशिश नहीं करेगा पुलिस को बुलाने की  >> भुला देना मुझको  क्या जाता है तेरा मै गोली मारूंगा उसको जो पीछा करेगा मेरा ..

"In this joke a Jaat calls a hotel manager again and again and tease him by arguing joke is in Hindi so difficult to understood those does not know Hindi" Jaat(Hotel call karta h)=Dandi wali kulfi hai? Manager=ha Jaat:G**d me le le 1 min bad Jaat =Dandi wali kulfi hai? Manager=Nahi Jat=kyun g**d mein le li? Managr calls haryana police & tells about jaat. Police=kina time ho gya Manager:sir 15-20 min ho gaye. police=kulfi to pighal gyi hogi, dandi nikal le. =))

Funny comparision of boys and girls ** boys ameer ho jayein to bigad sakte hain,girls Bigad jayein to ameer ho sakti hain!!! **girl ki haan me haan to hota hi hai aur naa me bhi haan hota hai, aur boys to kabhi naa karte hi nahi :D ** girl ki problem ladko ki bhi problem hoti hai lekin ladko ki problem me hi girlyon ka solution hota hai!! ** Beauty of a boy lies inside the eyes of girl but Beauty of a girl lies on herself only!! ** Achchhi girl KHUSHI degi,Buri girl KHUSHI KHUSHI degi!!!

this post contains five fummy facts that are well to share as facebook facts If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one." And that was the origin of "Buy one get one free"! They said if I don't stop talking about boobs, they'll send me to the mental institute. Lol, ins-TIT-ute. When Butterflies Fall Inlove... I Wonder If They Feel Humans In Their Stomachs people say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better

3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION This is joke based on the dialogues of movie three idiots using condom instead of machine Teacher: “What Is A Condom?” Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain. Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?” Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai” Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?” Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population” Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?” Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!” “Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na” “Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir” “Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai” “8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai” “1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out” Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?” Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir” Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?” “Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah T

baap beta jokes or father and son jokes father Ne Apne son Ki Talashi Li Pocket Se:"Cigrette, Gutkha, Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls Ke Numbers Mile.. . . . . father Ne son Ko Bohat Mara aur Gusse Me bola:"Kab Se Kar Raha Hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch.. ?? . . son Rote Huey:"Papa Maine Toh Aap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai...:p :O :D :D facebook funny liner joke:- What is the problem of boys on facebook - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :

Story that inspires  to make patience always " this is the story of an old lady in which he make patience for 40 years and get child at age of 45 and and looses a faithful dog due loosing his patience" There was a 40 year old lady who couldn't have a kid since she was married at age 24.She tried everything she could but the doctors told her that she was barren. Her husband left her after 16 years of trying. She became so stressed up and spent most of her free time in meditation classes, religious circles and around pets and children homes. At age 43, she found a local 50 yr old man whom she fell in love with as the main was well known to having lost all her family in a tragic road accident 10 years ago and was always lonely and single. Fortunately against all odds the woman became pregnant and she became the happiest lady in the world. She inspired alot of women all aver the village and her ex husband bought them a beach house for appreciation. They got a cute ba

Laloo Yadav In A drink Bar This joke is based on that laloo yadav does not know the brands of bears. Laloo's drink At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.' And the man's companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.' The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR?' Laloo replies: 'LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.' Laloo yadav manmohan singh funny conversation Once Laloo Yadav asked to man mohan singh Laloo Yadav : How much two and two make? ManMohan Singh: Absolutely it is four but I should ask it from Sonia ji once.

  Sonia gandhi jokes on his plane journey with Rabri devi and jaylalitha This jokes is based on when sonia gandhi was traveling in a plane and pilot was get embarrassed from his foolish talk. Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane. They were just talking among themselves when Rabri said: 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy. So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy. Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.' Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy. --> Sonia gandhi on a plane journey with laloo yadav a saint and a school boy

For Men: "Women are like fine wine. They start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating. As they age they turn full-bodied and often go sour and vinegary, this usually leads to a very bad headache." Woman's Wine rule: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them. They are best kept in the dark until they mature into something with which we'd like to have dinner."

Sambha: Sardar in DOSTO ka kya karu Jo msg nahi karte hai Gabbar: Kuch nahi inke hath kaat do aur daily 3 blue film dikhao khud tadap tadap ke mar jayenge..

 Funny conversation joke between year 2012 and 2013 The following conversation ensued between 2012 & 2013... 2012: My son am tired. 2013: Why? 2012: My time is up, I will be going to join your forefathers. 2013: I know, U have less than 15 hours to live. I will miss U dad. 2012: But let me tell U some things before I go. 2013: What is it? 2012: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person. 2013: Who?... 2012: The person reading (listening) to this conversation of ours? 2013: Okay 2012: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn’t. 2013: But why couldn’t U fulfill all dad? 2012: Well, my son...sometimes­ time & human factors affected some of the promises. 2013: But... 2012: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, & God granted my wish in U to fulfill the rest promises. So these are the rest of the fulfillment U will carry out on this person. 2013: Go on dad... 2012:

Teasing girlfriend and boyfriend joke This joke is funny conversation of girl with his fiance. this is joke about calling sweet names by girlfriend and boyfriend to each other. A LADY said to her FIANCE now that we are engaged,we should start calling each other sweet pet names. The man (uninterested) asked her "so what do you want to be calling me"? She replied "i will be calling you TIGER"... Why tiger,the man asked..."becaus­ e you are handsome,tall, charming,strong­ , calculating,sma­ rt and very good in BEDmatics" she said. Then in a sexy tone,she asked him "what will you be calling me"? The man still uninterested replied; "i will be calling you ZEBRA"...the lady still smiling seductively and kissing his cheek screamed "wow,that's lovely and sweet"! Why did you chose such a lovely name for me"?...the man responded "it's because of your many STRETCH MARKS.

This joke is based on meeting a lawyer to his client in prison A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you." The prisoner says, "Okay. What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution from the electric chair." "Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?" "The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"

A boy said to his father: "I saw a girl and I want to marry... her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes. The father answered his son: of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage." When the father saw the girl, he admired her beauty and he told his son: "You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me ." The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him: "She will marry me, not you”. They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem. When they tell their story to the police officer, he told them: "bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this." When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father: "you both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me." The 3 men started a fight and decided to go to the minister t

Tips for 31st party: (*) (*) (*) (*) 1) Start drinking at 5.30pm so by 12 ul still be in ur senses>=) 2) Hold your drink for minimum 20mins *beer* 3) Don't eat anythg oily which leaves puky feeling,:& 4) Eat limited bitings,*dine* 5) Have sex or masturbate before gng to party this would keep your sexual desires little lower when u see hot guys and girls,:p 6) Having sex b4 party is also imp bcoz after party even spiderman, superman are not able to satisfy their partner and even charlies angels fail to satisfy their partners:* 7) Treat everybody with respect atleast till 3-4 drinksO:) 8) Avoid international languages and spk in local language after drinking bcoz, even if u r drunk u r still in ur own country.3-| 9) Most importantly don't drink and drive as police will act like NYPD tonight.=]() 10) If u find anythg fishy don't eat it, in morning u would come to know that u were vegeterian till 2012....:]xx 11) Most imp, don't celeb