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Oldman and boy joke on about her daughter

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--> Once An Oldman was waitng 4 Train.. Boy:What's the Time? Oldman: Sorry Boy: Time? Oldman:No! Boy: Why? Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc Then both of us will b frank.. May b u get seat beside me. U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 reciev me. She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u & I'm sorry I dont want a son in- law who doesnt even have a watch! .. . . . Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap.. =D =))

Joke on excessive use of facebook

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Addicition: A boy's facebook status I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha... Comment from his professor : "Get out of the Class now" Principal Liked comment ! ;-) Friend commented: "Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P Dad commented: Dekhlo apne betay ki harkatain..:/ Girlfriend commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Daddi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta... Daddi commented: Manhoos tu ghar aa batati hun tujhe nalayak... :D "Funny Joke :excessive use of  Facebook .In this Joke is based on the idea that a boy was using facebook in the class at the same time all of his friends professor parents were online this is a funny facebook comedy situation" -->

Love sms for valentines day

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--> Let's share the world a sea is for u,and waves are for me.The sun is for u,and light is for me.The sky is for u,and stars are for me. u could never guess how much happiness u've brought my way happy valentine's day u are unique u are caring and u are the best.And i am the luckiest 2 have u in my life Happy valentine's day my sweet heart When You Realize Valentines Day is Approaching Fast And The 0nly 0ne Who Loves You Is Your PET. Ever since u walked in2 my life my meaning of life has changed i have rearranged my entire way of looking  things n all of this is bcoz of u Love and friendship are two sides of a coin. Make friends. Wishing Happy Valentine Day to all of them who are a part of my life. Love seethe not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care,but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hells despair. Funny Valentine Where are you? How will you come to me? In a red box, the softness of A teddy bear

Romantic Rain poetry

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Pain and Rain have a strong Relationship.. When you are in deep pain, u cry like a heavy rain & When you see Rain you miss your loved ones and feel the same pain ...! Romantic poetry for rain to walk -->