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An old man lived alone in an American town. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden !! That’s where I buried the GUNS !!’ At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next. His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here.’ MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING D

(लंडन देखा पॅरिस देखा) - 2 . और देखा जापान . माइकल देखा एल्विस देखा सब देखा मेरी जान . . सारे जग में कहीं नहीं है दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान दूसरा हिन्दुस्तान . . ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन . . दुल्हन के माथे की बिंदिया ये मेरा इंडिया ये मेरा इंडिया . . (आई लव माई इंडिया) -2 . ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन ये दुनिया एक दुल्हन . दुल्हन के माथे की बिंदिया (ये मेरा इंडिया आई लव माई इंडिया) - 2 . . जब छेदा मल्हार किसी ने झूमके सावन आया . . आग लगी दी पानी में जब दीपक राग सुनाया . . सात सुरों का संगम ये जीवन गीतों की माला . हम अपने भगवान को भी कहते हैं बाँसुरी वाला . बाँसुरी वाला . बाँसुरी वाला . (ये मेरा इंडिया आई लव माई इंडिया) - 2 . . सिम सिम पोला पोला सिम सिम पोला सिम सिम पोला पोला सिम सिम पोला . . फाइन फ्लॅट फ्लूट पीपे पेचुला पेचुला ड्रम ड्रम तुबेलेट स्यम्बोला स्यम्बोला . . दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा . दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा दो रे फा सो पा मा रे सा . रे दो ... पा मा .. . मा पा नि पा नि पा . नि पा नि पा नि सा रे रे रे रे रे रे रे रे रे सा रे सा नि सा सा

Neermahal, a former royal palace built by King Bir Bikram Kishore Debbarman of the erstwhile Kingdom of Tripura in the middle of the lake Rudrasagar in 1930... It is situated 53 kilometers away from the Agartala, the capital of Tripura. The palace is situated in the middle of Rudrasagar Lake and assimilates Hindu and Muslim architectural styles.

Rahul Gandhi comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that his house is on fire, so he calls the fire department on his cell phone. “Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator. “Help! My house is on fire!” Rahul Gandhi replies. “Okay, where do you live?” “In a house you silly billy!” Rahul Gandhi replies. “No,no! How do we get there?” the operator asks frustratedly. “Duh! Big Red Truck!! While in Las Vegas, Rahul Gandhi walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. Rahul Gandhi looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind Rahul Gandhi and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping him and asking if someone else could have a go. Rahul Gandhi turns around and shouts, “Can’t you see I’m winning!Rahul Gandhi came home from school one day and said to his mom, ”I can count higher than all

A woman gave birth to 11 children simultaneously and all are healthy.

Mahabaleshwar is the largest hill station in the Sahyadri range of Maharashtra state. It is situated at an altitude of 1372 m above seal level in Satara district, about 115 km southwest of Pune.

Pandav Kada Waterfall, Kharghar, Navi Mumbai Pandavkada Falls is a waterfall located Kharghar, a suburb of Navi Mumbai. The waterfall, about 107 meters high is a type of 'plunge' waterfall in nature pouring in massive amounts of water on the rocky surface underneath, throwing away, with much of force, piercing bullets of water as it strikes the rocks underneath. Pandavkada Waterfall is a popular spot for one day picnics among Mumbaikars and the local people of Navi Mumbai which also includes Buddhist caves

Bollywood Movie : Ye Jawani Hai diwani Movie Forcast Ye jawani hai diwani Overview Starring  :    Ranbir Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, Ranbir Kapoor   Director    :    Ayan Mukerji Language    :    Hindi Genre    :    Romance Banner    :    Dharma Productions Release Date    :    Friday 31st of May 2013 Brand New Poster For : "Ye Jawani Hai Diwani "Bollywood Movie video Trailer Bollywood Movie Ye Jawani hai Diwani

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Husband wife discussion in court for divorce Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? Wife jumped up and said:"Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody." The Judge turns 2 Husband&says"What do You have to say in your defence?" The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says....."Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?" Yeh sunke...Wife replied:"Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera...Doodh bhi Mera...Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka" Husband replied :"Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye No

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