Santa Banta Clean vegeterian jokes in hindi
Hindi Joke Santa In Exam Hall
SANTA exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”
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Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”
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Vegeterian Joke in hindi santa in a marrige party
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
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Baahar aakar bola O banta,
abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
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Santa's Misery joke in hindi on his son's Accident
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya
Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge..
Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
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Santa ne apna sir pakda.
Dr: Kya hua
Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
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Funny Hindi Joke :Santa's wife kidnapped
Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai,
mundi bhej mundi..
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saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai,
mundi bhej mundi..
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Clean joke in hindi Santa and taxi driver
Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhul gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
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Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
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Santa and banta hindi joke on wife overpower
Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.
Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.