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funny veg girl and boy jokes

--> Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”. . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” . . Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, . . “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” funny girlfriend and boyfriend sms jokes in hindi girlfriend and foolish boyfriend joke --> A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega. girl and guy jokes

funny father and son joke

--> Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai. Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai ! Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai... DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ? BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath he Rehti hai. Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But Hum Dono ke Beech koi Sexual Relationship Nahi hai... Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai, Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good Friends ! DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud ( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu... Mujhe Pagal mat bana ) Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai.. AFTER A WEEK..... LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi ! LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up ! LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai ! LADKA : Ok ! Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says... "Dear Dad, Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki... Mai Yeh

funny clean and short sms jokes in hindi

Banta: Santa Yaar I starting a Condom manufacturing business. Koi naam suggest kar jo hit ho jaye. Santa: Yaar call your condoms 'Dipper'. Tereko publicity nahi karni padegi. Sab trucks ke peeche likha rehta hai 'Use Dipper at Night'. Oye Balle! Balle! Santa Banta clean joke:santa and his condom selling Bussiness --> clean santa banta sms joke cool funny joke: santa his teacher and airhostess Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land? Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled: AIRHOSTESS!!! ------------------ pappu and radio jocky(RJ) funny clean joke in hindi Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..? R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan Pappu: He

funny hindi joke:short cloth of mallika sherawat

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh, Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya? . . . . . . . Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the, toh socha issi mein dho dalun!

funny father and son jokes in hindi

--> Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad kya aata hai.......?.? Pappu:- 6,7 . Dad:- wah mera beta to bahot brilliant hai Or 6,7 k baad..?? Pappu:- 8,9,10.. . Dad:- kya baat hai beta or uske baad.........?. ? Pappu: . . . . . Gulam, begum, badshah funny jokes in hindi, father and jokes in hindi,funny father and son discussion -->

Husband and wife funny discussion joke

2 Wives chatting in office: Wife 1: I had a fine evening how was yours ????? --> Wife 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours ? Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing ! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale ! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work... Husband 1: How was your evening ? Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill. So I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab or auto. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!!!!!

Funny and sexy joke of girl and boy discussion

--> Girl: How much do you love me?Boy: i love you so much, it cant be measured. Girl: how much? Tell me Boy: you are the sim-card and im the phone, i cant work/live without you. Girl: (smiling) oww, thank you. . . . . . . . . . Boy: (talking to himself) LOL, this girl doesnt know that this chinese phone has 5 sim-cards. Funny discussion joke on boy and girl -->

Funny joke on kiss

--> Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke nemere gal pe zorr se kiss kiya . Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi ... . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal bhi aage kar diya . this is a funny hindi joke on kiss with girl -->

funny PJ Quotes to sms in hindi

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, 12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain Funny Pj on tom Cruz  Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ, Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ, Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz --> funny PJ On A.R Rahman   Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan, Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan And the award goes to A.R.Rehman. sms this PJ to your friend Funny hindi pj on ACP Pradhumn Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni " Funny hindi sms quote Funny Pj on Pyar and love  Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber . Get this funny hindi pj