funny clean and short sms jokes in hindi
Banta: Santa Yaar I starting a Condom manufacturing business. Koi naam suggest kar jo hit ho jaye.
Santa: Yaar call your condoms 'Dipper'. Tereko publicity nahi karni padegi. Sab trucks ke peeche likha rehta hai 'Use Dipper at Night'.
Oye Balle! Balle!
Santa: Yaar call your condoms 'Dipper'. Tereko publicity nahi karni padegi. Sab trucks ke peeche likha rehta hai 'Use Dipper at Night'.
Oye Balle! Balle!
Santa Banta clean joke:santa and his condom selling Bussiness
clean santa banta sms joke
cool funny joke: santa his teacher and airhostess
Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on land?
Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled:
AIRHOSTESS!!!
Banta was so excited as for the 1st time he knew the Answer that he immediately threw his hand in the air and yelled:
AIRHOSTESS!!!
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pappu and radio jocky(RJ) funny clean joke in hindi
Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan Pappu:
Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahi
hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz
sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!😟 lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app.
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?
R.J: Haan Pappu:
Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi .. wo Bhi sun rahi
hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz
sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!😟 lolz lolz ongoing smile hunt by desi singles app.
funny pappu and jyotishi short hindi sms joke
Punjabi hotal manager and customer clean funny sms joke
Grahak Ne Hotel k Punjabi Manager Se Complaint Ki, "Kitni gandi service hai, Mujhe 1 ghante se pani tk nahin mila."
Punjabi Managr Ne Uske Samne He Waitr Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha-
"Saab ik Ghante To Kutte Vaangu Bhonk Rahe Ne, Je Tuhada Ehi Haal Reha Ta Dubara Kehra Kanjar Saade Hotal Ch Guu khan aavega...
Paani le ke aaa....kuteya;-)
clean funny joke:hariyanvi jat and hotel manager
Punjabi Managr Ne Uske Samne He Waitr Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha-
"Saab ik Ghante To Kutte Vaangu Bhonk Rahe Ne, Je Tuhada Ehi Haal Reha Ta Dubara Kehra Kanjar Saade Hotal Ch Guu khan aavega...
Paani le ke aaa....kuteya;-)
clean funny joke:hariyanvi jat and hotel manager
Funny clean joke train TTE and Student passanger
Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha
"Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha
dijiyega,
agar main na jagu to zabardasti
utaar dijiyega.
Muje subah interview dena hai."
.
Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala
nikal gaya tha !
.
.
Ladka TTE ko gaaliyaan dene
lga......!
Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko
gaaliyaan de raha hai
aur aap chup-chap sun rahe hai.!!
.
TTE - Main ye soch raha hun ki
.
Subah jisko maine zabardasti
utaar diya hai
Woh kitni gaaliyaan de raha
hoga.
funny clean jokes child and photographer
Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!! lolz lolz
funny news pic :women give birth to eleven children
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutar niklega.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!! lolz lolz
funny news pic :women give birth to eleven children