Funny adult hindi jokes
Bf wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi
dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...
Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa
Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!
2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..
Toh tere pas kitne bacha..
Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....
Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?
BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...
Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..
ho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....
Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??
The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak 🌳tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas🌲 Tree.'?
Daughter-A Christmas tree🌲?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls🍒 are just for decoration...............................
Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?
Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye
or
subah chup chaap chali jaye.
Baap: Fudi deya !
O Pariyan nai....
Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....
Jab aap l##d dal kar non stop
khanste ho to kasam se itna maja
aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi
Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi
Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke
Ek Sharabi Pharmacy kidukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha:
5 Condom de Oye...
Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa
Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola:
"Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!!
Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes
Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..
Toh tere pas kitne bacha..
Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....
Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke
Girl to Boyfriend:Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho?
BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ...
Girl And Boy Joke On condom
Girl-kal mai tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. tumne bandhwai q nahi..?Classic ans
boy-agar kal mai tere liye condom lau to kya tu thokne degi..????
baaaaat karti hai..
Doctors Son Funny Adult hindi sms joke
Golu- Tera baap doctor hai, fir bhi tu beemarho gaya..
Kitne sharam ki baat hai....
Molu- Bhenchod tera baap Condom bechta hai, fir
bhi tu paida hua na chutiye.....:
Adult Joke types of Penis funny sms joke
This made his wife and daughter mad.So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??
The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak 🌳tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas🌲 Tree.'?
Daughter-A Christmas tree🌲?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls🍒 are just for decoration...............................
Baap: Beta tumhen kaisi BV chahiye ?
Beta: Papa jo raat ko Pari ki tarah aaye
or
subah chup chaap chali jaye.
Baap: Fudi deya !
O Pariyan nai....
Gashtiyan
hondiyan ne....
Must Read hindi Joke
Darling: Sex mein meri kaun si chij sabse achchi lagi. ?Mrs pappu : KhansiJab aap l##d dal kar non stop
khanste ho to kasam se itna maja
aata hai bayan nahi kar sakti.