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Sambha: Sardar in DOSTO ka kya karu Jo msg nahi karte hai Gabbar: Kuch nahi inke hath kaat do aur daily 3 blue film dikhao khud tadap tadap ke mar jayenge..

 Funny conversation joke between year 2012 and 2013 The following conversation ensued between 2012 & 2013... 2012: My son am tired. 2013: Why? 2012: My time is up, I will be going to join your forefathers. 2013: I know, U have less than 15 hours to live. I will miss U dad. 2012: But let me tell U some things before I go. 2013: What is it? 2012: Please when I go, make sure you take care of this person. 2013: Who?... 2012: The person reading (listening) to this conversation of ours? 2013: Okay 2012: I made some promises to this person during my reign, I fulfilled some, and some I couldn’t. 2013: But why couldn’t U fulfill all dad? 2012: Well, my son...sometimes­ time & human factors affected some of the promises. 2013: But... 2012: But surely, I spoke with God on this person's behalf, & God granted my wish in U to fulfill the rest promises. So these are the rest of the fulfillment U will carry out on this person. 2013: Go on dad... 2012:

Teasing girlfriend and boyfriend joke This joke is funny conversation of girl with his fiance. this is joke about calling sweet names by girlfriend and boyfriend to each other. A LADY said to her FIANCE now that we are engaged,we should start calling each other sweet pet names. The man (uninterested) asked her "so what do you want to be calling me"? She replied "i will be calling you TIGER"... Why tiger,the man asked..."becaus­ e you are handsome,tall, charming,strong­ , calculating,sma­ rt and very good in BEDmatics" she said. Then in a sexy tone,she asked him "what will you be calling me"? The man still uninterested replied; "i will be calling you ZEBRA"...the lady still smiling seductively and kissing his cheek screamed "wow,that's lovely and sweet"! Why did you chose such a lovely name for me"?...the man responded "it's because of your many STRETCH MARKS.

This joke is based on meeting a lawyer to his client in prison A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you." The prisoner says, "Okay. What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution from the electric chair." "Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?" "The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"

A boy said to his father: "I saw a girl and I want to marry... her. She is so beautiful and she has gorgeous eyes. The father answered his son: of course son, let’s ask for her hand in marriage." When the father saw the girl, he admired her beauty and he told his son: "You don’t deserve this girl, she needs someone who has experience in life and she can depend on, someone like me ." The boy was surprised by the attitude of his father and he told him: "She will marry me, not you”. They started to fight and finally they decided both to go to the police station to solve their problem. When they tell their story to the police officer, he told them: "bring the girl so we can ask her about her opinion about this." When the officer saw the beauty of the girl he said to the boy and his father: "you both don’t deserve her, she needs someone who has prestige like me." The 3 men started a fight and decided to go to the minister t

Tips for 31st party: (*) (*) (*) (*) 1) Start drinking at 5.30pm so by 12 ul still be in ur senses>=) 2) Hold your drink for minimum 20mins *beer* 3) Don't eat anythg oily which leaves puky feeling,:& 4) Eat limited bitings,*dine* 5) Have sex or masturbate before gng to party this would keep your sexual desires little lower when u see hot guys and girls,:p 6) Having sex b4 party is also imp bcoz after party even spiderman, superman are not able to satisfy their partner and even charlies angels fail to satisfy their partners:* 7) Treat everybody with respect atleast till 3-4 drinksO:) 8) Avoid international languages and spk in local language after drinking bcoz, even if u r drunk u r still in ur own country.3-| 9) Most importantly don't drink and drive as police will act like NYPD tonight.=]() 10) If u find anythg fishy don't eat it, in morning u would come to know that u were vegeterian till 2012....:]xx 11) Most imp, don't celeb