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this post contains five fummy facts that are well to share as facebook facts If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one." And that was the origin of "Buy one get one free"! They said if I don't stop talking about boobs, they'll send me to the mental institute. Lol, ins-TIT-ute. When Butterflies Fall Inlove... I Wonder If They Feel Humans In Their Stomachs people say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better

3 IDIOTS- DIRTY EDITION This is joke based on the dialogues of movie three idiots using condom instead of machine Teacher: “What Is A Condom?” Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain. Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?” Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai” Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?” Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population” Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?” Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!” “Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na” “Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir” “Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai” “8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai” “1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out” Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya Hai?” Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir” Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?” “Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah T

baap beta jokes or father and son jokes father Ne Apne son Ki Talashi Li Pocket Se:"Cigrette, Gutkha, Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls Ke Numbers Mile.. . . . . father Ne son Ko Bohat Mara aur Gusse Me bola:"Kab Se Kar Raha Hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch.. ?? . . son Rote Huey:"Papa Maine Toh Aap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai...:p :O :D :D facebook funny liner joke:- What is the problem of boys on facebook - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They fell in love with fake profile... And it hurts them :

Story that inspires  to make patience always " this is the story of an old lady in which he make patience for 40 years and get child at age of 45 and and looses a faithful dog due loosing his patience" There was a 40 year old lady who couldn't have a kid since she was married at age 24.She tried everything she could but the doctors told her that she was barren. Her husband left her after 16 years of trying. She became so stressed up and spent most of her free time in meditation classes, religious circles and around pets and children homes. At age 43, she found a local 50 yr old man whom she fell in love with as the main was well known to having lost all her family in a tragic road accident 10 years ago and was always lonely and single. Fortunately against all odds the woman became pregnant and she became the happiest lady in the world. She inspired alot of women all aver the village and her ex husband bought them a beach house for appreciation. They got a cute ba