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Girl friend and boyfriend joke on facebook chatting --> girlfriend on phone talking to his boyfriend girlfriend  and boy friend were chatting on Facebook girlfriend : plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :) boyfriend : No, sorry i gotta go girlfriend : Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse? boyfriend : No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhujidcbfnekd !

Funny rahul gandhi on wood cart Attitude of governments:: --> USA -"If u attack us, we will attack u". ISRAEL -"If u attack us, we will demolish u" INDIA -"If u attack us, we will condemn & write to u or we will not play Cricket with u" according to you what should be attitude of a country in this situation must comment on the post.

 Santa banta mischivious entertaining joke One day santa was too much confused  so he asked to Banta  : friend your wife is very very sexy and passes smile to see me & trying to seduce me.... Banta to santa: no thats not the mater actully on first night he asked me have you fucked someone ever  and   by mistake a took your name. Hindi translation of joke Pappu Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Dost Se Pucha Pappu: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?” .. .. .. Dost : “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, . To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

 Funny picture wife going to beat husband with hammer for excessive use of Facebook so this is a funny Facebook picture --> This funny Facebook picture is for those sons that are crazy for Facebook use Facebook to much. a son is being beaten by his father for excessive use of Facebook -->

  "A fun collection of lady , husband ,taxi driver and sister in law dual meaning jokes"   wife husband and sister in law  joke Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister. A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'. friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool. ********************** Naked Lady And taxi driver joke A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen b naked woman? Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me. Lady and office boss joke A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast? Boss: wow, what? Girl: your eyes. ********************* Dual meaning Joke What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men

"This joke is about drinker's in which they sit on taxi .and driver get advantage of  their being drunken"   3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. He told them."We have reached ". The 1st guy gave him money. The 2nd guy said " thank you ". The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap . The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "whats that for?". The 3rd guy replied: " CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME , you nearly killed us!" :