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Oldman and boy joke on about her daughter

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--> Once An Oldman was waitng 4 Train.. Boy:What's the Time? Oldman: Sorry Boy: Time? Oldman:No! Boy: Why? Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name, my job etc Then both of us will b frank.. May b u get seat beside me. U may go 2 same city.. My daughter will come 2 reciev me. She is beautiful U both may fall in love Den she might insist to marry u & I'm sorry I dont want a son in- law who doesnt even have a watch! .. . . . Boy: Bohot harami ho uncle aap.. =D =))

Joke on excessive use of facebook

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Addicition: A boy's facebook status I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha... Comment from his professor : "Get out of the Class now" Principal Liked comment ! ;-) Friend commented: "Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P Dad commented: Dekhlo apne betay ki harkatain..:/ Girlfriend commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Daddi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta... Daddi commented: Manhoos tu ghar aa batati hun tujhe nalayak... :D "Funny Joke :excessive use of  Facebook .In this Joke is based on the idea that a boy was using facebook in the class at the same time all of his friends professor parents were online this is a funny facebook comedy situation" -->