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Best clean and vegeterian jokes in hindi till now

Student and teacher clean vegeterian joke in Hindi Sir-Wo kaun h jisne apna pehla kadam chand par rakha Student-Niel Armstrong Sir-Aur dusra Student-kya sir dusra b usne hi rakha, langda thodi tha woh;-) Girl and Boy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi Girl:"Janu kal mera b’day hai, . . Boy:"Darling Advance me happy b’day, . . Girl:"kya gift doge.. . . Boy:"kya chaiye.. . . Girl:"RING... . . . . Boy:"Ring dunga par uthana mat BALANCE nahi hai... :p ;)   Girl and Guy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!” All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”

Funny adult jokes in hindi and english mix

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Funny joke on transparent condom Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! ------------------------ Funny Joke Prostitute house sign board Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... ------------------------ Funny AIDS awareness slogan adult quote New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. ------------------------ Funny Saying About Sex Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... ------------------------ aDULT QUESTION IN HINDI Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. ------------------------ Funny Logic Quote ON BOOBS SIZE Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90%

Birthday SMS

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A Vast Birthday SMS Collection Birthday sms to wish Girlfriend if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hours, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart* Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC.Define Birthday! "Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!" Happy Birthday sms for friends "Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTZ LOVE "Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU". Bitrhday sms in english Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are special and special things are for u today, i wish u all the best. Happy birth day. Love u! Short Birthday sms In soft gleaming of stars.... may all ur dreams come true, may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you Happy Birt