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Altaf Bhai :funny joke on rape in hindi

Funny hindi joke on Rape --> Altaf bhai ke area mein Rape hua. Jo ladka Rape kiya usko Altaf bhai ke paas laye. Altaf: apun ka area, yeh jaante hue bhi tune rape kiya Boy: Sorry galti hui. Altaf: ye sab kaise hua? Boy: Usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya. Apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kara. Altaf: Fir Boy: Woh boli,Oye chikne meri pyas bujha de Altaf: Fir Boy: Apun ne socha ki Altaf bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karna Altaf: Fir...... Boy: Apun bola 1-2 kiss karega, suck bhi karega, lekin fuck nahi, akhir Altaf bhai ka area hai. Altaf: Fir Boy: Usne meri pant utari fir apne kapde utarne lagi. Altaf: (being excited) Fir Boy: Usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty bhi,apun to mast ho gaya, lekin socha ki altaf bhai ka area hai. Altaf: fully excitd) arrey Fir Boy: Apun uske lips kiss kiya & boob suck karne laga but dimag mein tha ki altaf bhai ka area hai.. Altaf out of control: bhossdike Fir Boy: Apun aage badhne wala tha