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--> Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”. . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” . . Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, . . “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” funny girlfriend and boyfriend sms jokes in hindi girlfriend and foolish boyfriend joke --> A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega. girl and guy jokes

--> Ek Baar ek kamina Baap apne Bete se Milne City jaata hai. Waha uske Bete ke Saath ek Beautiful Ladki bhi Rehti hai ! Teeno Dinner ki Table pe Bait Jaate hai... DAD: Beta Ye Ladki kaun hai ? BETA : Ye Meri Room mate hai Dad, Mere Saath he Rehti hai. Mujhe pata hai Aap kya Sonch rahe Honge But Hum Dono ke Beech koi Sexual Relationship Nahi hai... Hum dono ke Rooms Alag hai, Humlog alag alag He Sote hai, we're just Good Friends ! DAD : Acha Beta ! Thats Gud ( THINKING : Saale mai Tera baap hu... Mujhe Pagal mat bana ) Dusre din uska Dad Wapis chala jaata hai.. AFTER A WEEK..... LADKI : Hey ! Last Sunday Tumhare papa ne jis Plate me Dinner Kiya, wo plate Gayab hai , Mujhe Shak hai Tumhare papa ne Chori ki hogi ! LADKA : What Rubbish ! Shut up ! LADKI : Ek Baar puch toh lo, kya Galti hai ! LADKA : Ok ! Ladka apne Dad ko Email Bhejta hai.. It says... "Dear Dad, Mai yeh nahi keh Raha hu ki aapne Plate chori ki... Mai Yeh