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blagues pour adultes

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Drôle adulte blague de cinquante ans en couple GAGNANT: Un couple avait été marié pendant 50 ans, ils étaient assis à la table du petit déjeuner un matin quand la femme dit: «Il suffit de penser, il ya cinquante ans, nous étions assis à cette table du petit-déjeuner ensemble. «Je sais, dit le vieil homme.« Nous étions probablement assis ici nu comme il ya jaybird cinquante ans.'' Eh bien, Granny ricana. «Nous allons revivre des moments anciens. Lorsque, sur, les deux dépouillé à l'chamois et s'assit à la table. «Vous savez, miel,« la petite vieille dame essoufflée répondit: «Mes seins sont aussi chaud pour vous aujourd'hui qu'ils l'étaient il ya cinquante ans. «Je ne serais pas surpris,« repliedGramps. «On est dans votre café et l'autre est dans votre gruau. L'envie de Bill mettre son pénis dans trancheuse Finaliste: Bill travaillait dans une usine cornichon. Il y avait été utilisée pour un certain nombre d

Adult jokes in English

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Funny adult joke fifty year old couple WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.' Bill's urge to stick his penis in slicer RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

Funny rahul gandhi jokes in hindi

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 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...! Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..." Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!! Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ??? Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!! Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ??? Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!! funny joke on hitting dog Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati. Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya.... Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke bola... "kidhar..??? . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!! Funny quotes by rahul gandhi