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  Aankho ki Shikayat Hindi sad shayari Uske liye saari duniya se bagawat ki thi Yaad aata hai maine bhi mohabbat ki thi Usko chhod ke haste huye ghar aakar, Itna roye the ki aankho ne b shikayat ki thi rota kyun hai pagal dil sad shayari in hindi Pyar jab milta nahi toh hota hi kyun hain………… Agar khwab such nahi hote to insaan sota kyu h Jb yahi pyar aankho ke samne kisi or ka ho jaye Toh phir yeh pagal dil itnaa rotaa kyun hain… Pyar karte ho to Izhar kar do Hindi sad love shayari Pyaar karte ho mujhse to izhaar kar do, Apni mohabbat ka zikar aaj sare aam kar do Nahi karte agar pyaar to inkaar kar do, Ye lo mera masoom dil iske tukde hazar krdo. sad love shayari khamosh rahne do dil ko Sirf najdikiyo se mohabbat hua nahi karti, Fasle jo dilon me ho to fir chahat hua nhi karti Agar naraz ho khafa ho to shikayat karo hamse Khamosh rahne se dilo ki duriya mita nhi karti. sad shayari in hindi images Sad sh

Funny sharabi joke in hindi शराबियों की दावत! एक शराबी ने दोस्तों की दावत का प्रोग्राम बनाया, और अपने ही घर से रात को बकरा चोरी किया। रात को अपने दोस्तों के साथ खूब दावत का मजा लिया और सुबह जब घर पहुंचा तो बकरा घर में ही था। यह देख उसने बीवी से पूछा, "ये बकरा कहाँ से आया?" बीवी बोली, "बकरे को मारो गोली, ये बताओ रात को तुम चोरों की तरह कुत्ते को कहाँ ले गए थे?" The joke above was about funny sharabi dinner party joke in hindi in which to drunkers plans for a party at night in drunk state the cooked meat of dog rather than goat funny sharbi party joke. Durnk sharabi and pujari funny shrabi hindi joke एक बार एक शराबी, शराब पी कर एक मंदिर के बाहर जाता है और पुजारी से बहस करने लगता है।  शराबी: इस दुनिया में मैं सबसे बड़ा।   पुजारी: भाई साहब आप कैसे बड़े ?  आपसे बड़ा तो भगवान् है।  शराबी: भगवान् बड़ा तो मंदिर में क्यों पड़ा ?  पुजारी: अच्छा मंदिर बड़ा।  शराबी: मंदिर बड़ा तो धरती पे क्यों पड़ा ?   पुजारी: अच्छा धरती बड़ी । शराबी: धरती

Santa Banta jokes , Sardar ji Jokes , is the most widely shared funny jokes category here is the most funny santa banta and sardar jokes is presennted here. Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya, Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai? Santa Kuch Sochke Bola: Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Ha SANTA :maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA :woh kaise? SANTA :maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Sardar -samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar -sabji..!      Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye, Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai Santa

     Happy Birthday sms/ Text messages If you want to wish birthday to your friend then happy birthday sms or Birthday text messages is one of the best way to wish him. Birthday sms   or text message s are best way to wish your friends birthday because using birthday sms you can wish him either he is living near you or away from you. You can wish birthday via birthday sm s, birthday text messages to any person your friend girlfriend, colleagues, relatives, sister ,brother or any member. Simple Sophisticated quotes to wish birthday to your friend " Dear, You are not only completing one year on this day, this is the day from when now a new world of happiness prosperity,and opportunity is waiting just go on  Happy birthday " Birthday wishes by wishing ambition to be completed " Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may your future always shine. . . With LOTZ  of LOVE

Best funny And sexy Joke you have ever read Santa running without cloths funny joke Santa Road par nanga bhag raha tha. Banta ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho,  Kyun nange bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati? Santa: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye . (oh really santa is smart this time) funny sexy joke on husband wife divorce case Judge hearing a Divorce case Judge to Husband: Why you want to divorce your wife? Husband: I am not satisfied with her on bed Judge to wife: what you have to say about this?? Wife: Whole colony is satisfied only this bastard has got problems. Santa and lady police officer funny adult joke in hindi Santa par adalat mein ek case chal raha tha... Judge : Tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya? Santa (rote huye) : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, So maine kardi.... Funny Joke :Dukhi Boss Ek Dukhi Boss ki Ka

 Happy Janmashtami sms krishan ki mahima, krishan ka payar. krishan mai shardha , krishan se sansar ...mubarak ho apko janmasthami tyohar..LILA DHAR ki kirpa aap par sada barasti rahe ..... Happy Janmashtami sweet sms to wish happy janmashtami MAIYA YASHODA KA LAL,GOKUL KA GWAL,JINKE JANM SE HUA GOKUL OR BRIJ KA NIHAL, RAKHE AAPKO SADA KHUSHAHAL....... HAPPY JANMASHTAMI JAI SHREE KRISHNA. cool sms quote to wish happy janmashtami Radha ki bhakti, murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiyo ka raas, sab milke banta hai janmastmi ka din khaas...... Happy janmastmi messages to wish happy janmashtami Mishri se mithe h krishna k bol, koi kaise lagaye unka mol heere se jyada h krishna anmol Itni taarif ki h pyare ab to "jai sri krishna" Bol Happy krishna janmashtami sms krishan ki mahima,krishan ka pyar,krishan me shradha,krishan se sansar,mubarak ho apko janmasthami ka tyohar..SHRI KRISHAN ki kripa aap par sada bani rahe.Happy gokulastami happy janmashtami sms

Santa proposes to girl funny hindi santa jokes SANTA:I LOVE You.. 😾LADKI ne Jor se THAPPAD Maara, Aur Boli.. Kyaa Kaha Tune.?? SANTA ne Ulta HAATH Ghuma kar Ek MUKKA Maara Aur kaha.. KAMINI..Jab Suna hi Nahin to Maara kyun.?? ------------------------- Funny girl boy joke on over population Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain. Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.😀 ------------------------------ Funny hindi joke on marrige life Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai? Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.😀 ------------------------------ 😀 --------------------------.---- Santa in a hotel funny hindi joke Santa in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo ! Itna Chota Room.. Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya ? Waiter- Mere baap Room Mein Chal Yeh Lift hai. funny girl and boy conversation jokes in hi

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funny good morning sms Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me padha ki dosto ko SMS bhejne par sabse jyada time waste hota h... TO AAJ SE BAND. ? ? ? "NEWSPAPER" yaar... tussi tension na lo good morning shayri sms Phool khilte rahe zindgi ki raah me, Hasi chmakti rahe apki nigaah me, Kdam kdam pr mile khushi ki bahar apko, Dil deta h yhi dua bar-bar apko. Gud Morning ji. good morning sms for girlfriend SMS Ja K Unko HELLO Khna Naraj Ho To SORY Khna. Smile Kre To SO SWEET Khna. Delete Kare To THANKS Khna. Or Padne K Baad  hame MISS Kare To miss u Kehna romantic good  morning sms Bheege mausam ki khusbu hawao me ho, apki khusi ka ehsas in fizao me ho, yuhi rhe sada apke hoton pe muskuraht, Bas itni taakat meri duao me ho. funny good morning wishing sms for friends Khuda ne aapki bhookh dekhi to khana banaya, pyass dekhi to pani banaya, need dekhi to bistar banaya AUR bina dost k dekha to mujhe "FASAAYA" lovely  good morning

Romantic hindi love sms Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha, Phir humein aram kahan hota hay, Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka, Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai Funny sms to loved one DEAR CUSTOMER: Assalam-o-Aliakum, Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai, Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen, FROM: LOVE CARE CENTER love sms for girlfriend Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon Romantic love sms for girllfriend and boyfriend (gf /Bf) Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye Love sms sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs sms SMS sMs SmS smS sMS SMs SMs dekha dost maine tujhe kitne sare sms bheje hai.. Love sms Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey h

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Here a Unique collection of sardar ji  jokes is being presented in hindi .These Jokes are sololy for entertainment purpose. Jokes does not Aim to malify the image of any person or things. Funny Sardar Image Jokes   Funny Sardar ji And madrasi joke in hindi A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch. Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building. The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too." The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too" The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death. The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too. The Sardar opened his lunch, saw

Rahul Gandhi jokes on Torning The Ordinance Rahul Gandhi: Moma I have torned and completly distroyed the bill. Sonia : naughty boy  you still plays with papers... Rahul gandhi:- mumy maine ordinance bill phad diya.. Sonia :Shaitan ladke tumhari abhi bhi kagaj se khelne ki aadat nhi..... Rahul Gandhi jokes on his speeches Rahul gandhi in a speech:- Many years ago Slogan of congress party was We will eat half bread and make congress to win. Now Rahul gandhi says- We will eat 2-3 breads And make congress to win. WTf: after sixty years of congress leader common man in india is to feed full diet. Rahul gandhi ke bhashan jokes in hindi Rahul gandhi ek bhashad me : Kayi sal pahle congrss ka nara tha aadhi roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge; Now rahul gandhi says :2-3 roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge kya bhaiyaa 60 salo ke shasan ke bad congress bhar pet khane bhi nahi degi kya? funny joke on rahul gandhi:how he is how he is increasing foreign investment in

Bollywood Actress jokes in hindi Richa Chadhha, Preeti Jangiyaani and Diana Penty are  relatives  .  .  .  by their surname.   Funny Rakhi Sawant jokes in hindi     Reporter: “What is your qualification?”  Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“ ....................................... Once Rakhi  goes to Insurance Office Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.  Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property    Imraan Hashmi jokes in hindi American: Hamare paas MADONA,  JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item  BOMB hai…. tumhare paas  kya hai?  Indian: Hamare paas  IMRAN HASMI jaise  BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!   Himesh reshamiya jokes in hindi Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar  se bhag gaya  dusre kutto ne pucha  tu q bhaga ?  Kuta : sala raat ko gane ki  practice khud krta hai, subha log  mujhe marte the…. Funny Things about bollywood movie and bollywood heroes •अगर आप गुण्डों (या बिके हुए पुलिसवालों) के कब्ज़े में हैं, और

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have? ... AKPOS: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven!!! Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from? AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already hav 1 cat in my Home! Funny Inspirational story in Hindi   Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan..... . . Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh ... bahut hua Nuksaan. . . Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan. . . Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN. . . Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan. . . Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... P