Short Jokes:
Short joke:Fat Girl
A guy is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the ceiling light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy lover boy?"
"Nope," the guy replies, "it's burning my arse!
short jokes:fancy dress
A guy is struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy dress party. Then he has a
bright idea. When the hostess answers the door, she finds the guy standing there with
no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" she asks.
"A premature ejaculation." says the man "I’ve just come in my pants!"
Double
Short joke:Better Milage
Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon and yells,
“Hey, Dad! What are you doing?”
His father replies, “Son, I'm filling your mother's tank.”
”Oh, yeah!” says Johnny, “Well, you better get a model that does better mileage cause
the postman filled her this morning.
Short jokes:Fairy Tales
A little girl asks her father, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?”
”Nope” He replies, “Most begin with ‘If elected I promise...
Short Jokes:Just good friends
“The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends,” the girl told
her maiden Aunt. “Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a
friend?”
The wise old lady smiled and said, “The same as with your lover only not quite so often!”
A guy is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the ceiling light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy lover boy?"
"Nope," the guy replies, "it's burning my arse!
short jokes:fancy dress
A guy is struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy dress party. Then he has a
bright idea. When the hostess answers the door, she finds the guy standing there with
no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" she asks.
"A premature ejaculation." says the man "I’ve just come in my pants!"
Double
Short joke:Better Milage
Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon and yells,
“Hey, Dad! What are you doing?”
His father replies, “Son, I'm filling your mother's tank.”
”Oh, yeah!” says Johnny, “Well, you better get a model that does better mileage cause
the postman filled her this morning.
Short jokes:Fairy Tales
A little girl asks her father, “Dad, do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?”
”Nope” He replies, “Most begin with ‘If elected I promise...
Short Jokes:Just good friends
“The attractive man I met last night insists he just wants to be friends,” the girl told
her maiden Aunt. “Now I know what to do with a lover, but what the heck do I do with a
friend?”
The wise old lady smiled and said, “The same as with your lover only not quite so often!”