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santa in exam hall

santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: why are you fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

rajnikanth went to us

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Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate.. So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes…. That building is now known as… …THE WHITE HOUSE…;) Previous Joke                                         Next Joke   Read more Rajnikanth Jokes

BIG POWER CUT

Tomorrow the whole world will face a big powercut....  from 10AM to 4 PM you know why??? because rajnikant is going to charge his mobile..

Rajnikant gravitational force.

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Once rajnikant participated in high jump. When he jumped ,then whole earth felt earthquake. Scientist were amazed because earthquake center was from a plane area After two days scientist concluded that the earth quake was due to Rajnikanth Gravitational force. Previous Joke                                                 Next Joke read more rajnikant jokes

rajnikant and a cold night in a inn

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Once Rajnikanth stayed in a inn . It was very cold night.Rajnikanth started smoking cigarette.Now everyone was gazing at him. Rajnkanth to Passenger>> Why You people gazing at me? Passenger>> we are trying to get some relax from cold and Making warm our body from the heat of your cigarette. Previous Joke                                                     Next Joke Read More Rajnikanth Jokes  

Rajni kanta jokes

Funny joke Santa and rajni's toilet once santa went @ rajni's home, rajni was in his laterine after afew minutes later rajni comes out , now santa was amzed to see laterine and said "wow what a swimming pool may i take a bath here" ....................................... Funny Hindi sms joke:Rajnikanth and his injured Finger once rajnikant got injured his finger, so docter cuts it down a guy picked it up and launched it as missile  later that guy become missile man of india DR.apjabdul kalam  ............................. funny joke:Rajnikanth the dance instructor of Michal Jackson once Rajnikant was dancing in his room ,a a guy peeped inside the room & see the rajni dancing for a moment........ . .later that guy become famous as michal jackson..... ....................... .    funny joke :Rajnikanth and a nigh in dharmshala bar rajni kant ek dharmshala me thahra  .ye bahut shardi ki rat thi. rajnikant ne ek cigrate jalayi . leki