Entertainment

            Santa Banta  Jokes : Santa in the classroom Teacher :Tell me five creatures that live in water. Santa: frog. teacher:four others? santa:his mother,his father,his brother and his sister. Previous Joke                                                Next Joke have you enjoyed this joke? Like it

1. Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi –   2.Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se  shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya 3.vI can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english….because english is a phunny language   – Namakhalal 4.Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na…toh aadmin ut-tha nahi ud jaata hai..   5.Prem chopda dialogues: 1)Gayi bhains paani main. 2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya? 3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai Shakti Kapoor: Aaain teli tya maa mal dayi hai? Nahin? To fil taali tyopn nai bajata? Det ta nahin hai  hamale laja baabu ko kitna majaa aa raha hai? 6.Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Nahin!!!  Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai.. 7.GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Kaliya ? Kaliya -  Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar.. GABBAR - To aab goli bhi kha le...

                          TOP 10 ROMANTIC HOLLYWOOD MOVIE QUOTES 1. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. and I guarantee that at some point,one or both us will want to get out.BUT I also guarantee that if i don't ask you to be mine,I'll regret it for rest of my life.Because I know in my heart you are the only one for me." -  Julia Roberts from Movie Runway Bride 2. "I live you.You... complete me."   - Tom Cruise from movie Jerry  Maguier    3. "Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind,But an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart."    from Movie -A Beautiful Mind 4. "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds and that is what you have given me."  -From Movie- The Notebook 5. “Make of our hands one hand. Make of our hearts one heart. Make of our vows one last vow. Only death will part us now.”  From Movie-West S

                        Inspirational stories:Girl and the Guy Once A girl was going to market .On the way he found a ten year old Muslim boy was weeping.He asked him the reason.Boy told him that his father threw him out because he failed in exam. Girl went his father and tried to convince him. Father was very cold hearted so he Doesn't ready to keep the boy. Finally the girl take big step she took the boy with him at home she convinced her parent .Her parents were sincere so they kept the guy with them. Moral Of The Story: "We should help each other beyond the limits of cast religion and color."                  Inspirational Story:Mountain climbing A son and his father were walking on the mountains. Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhh!!!" To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: "AAAhhhh!!!" Curious, he yells: "Who are you?" He receives the answer: "Who are you?" And

     Funny Story: Old man and his Delhi visit . An old man went to visit Delhi with  very small money. he was very hungry but he have not much money finally he decided to go to hotel. he ordered for  milk .after drinking a little he said there is no sugar in The milk.Waiter gave him sugar after  eating sugar old man became his started behaving like a mad man .A few minutes later became unconscious waiter threw him on Road. A Few minute later he waked and started his Delhi visit.

"One liner quotes some times says a deep meaning thing in a line some time . here we have represented a collection of hilarious o liners comments and quotes which will surely make you laugh and fun" Very funny Quote: There is no stupid questions just stupid peoples. Hilarious liner: Every one is entitled to their own opinion.It's just that yours is stupid. funny Liner: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he think. Awesome Liner: People says Microsoft paid 14 million dollars for using the Rolling Stones song "Start me up" in their commercials. This is wrong. Microsoft paid 14 million dollars only for a part of the song. For instance, they didn't use the line "You'll make a grown man cry Good comment Liner: There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and [Unix] BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence

Q. What have a Rubix cube and a penis got in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's the difference between your pay cheque and your dick? A. Your wife will always blow your pay cheque! Q. What four words can be used to deflate a man's ego? A. "Is it in yet?" Q: What do you call two Spaniards playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The position of the dirt bag. Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: All things worth having are expensive. Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A: Doughnuts. Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them. Q: What's the difference between a man and a lawnmower? A: Lawnmowers don't bitch af

An English teacher writes, “I ain't had no fun in months” on the black board. She then asks her class, “OK, how should I correct that?” The class wag replies, “Miss, Miss. Get yourself a new boyfriend!” Previous Joke                                                         Next Joke

A terribly overweight blonde goes to see her doctor for some help with dieting. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.” Says the doc. When the blonde returns she shocks the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds! “That's amazing!” says the doc. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods, “I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to die on the third day.” “What from hunger?” asks the doc. “No.” says the Blonde. “From all that bloody skipping!” Previous Joke                                              Next Joke

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin,so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,the man burst out laughing,she complain to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself. The man replied,'well your honor,it was like this. When the lady got on the bus,i couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'Logan's Liniment will reduce the Swelling',and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,'Williams Big Stick Did the Trick',and I could hardly contain myself. But your honor,when she move the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,'Goodyear

A boy considers him self very smart. He wrote article for those who does not know english. "HOW TO LEARN  ENGLISH" but you know in which language he wrote this article??? It was ............english Previous Joke                                             Next Joke

3 pastors met and were discussing, their weaknesses to each other: 1st my problem is stealing. I just cant stop stealing from the church's money and if any church members found out, it would b disastrous. The 2nd pastor said his own problem is adultery, I've slept with almost every woman in the church married & unmarried, church members must never find out. The 3rd pastor said,my problem is I just can't keep a secret no matter how I try.... Previous Joke                                              Next Joke

A woman sends her clothing out to the laundry one a week.  When they come back she notices there are still stains on her knickers. So next week she encloses a note to the laundry that says, "Please use more soap on knickers." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. Finally, fed up with the notes the laundry replies, "Please. Use more paper on arse!" Previous Joke                                             Next Joke

A Huge Guy goes to try out for his University Rugby Team. coach:Can You Tackle? Guy:"Sure,Watch this,"the freshman replies ,as he ran smack intoa telephone pole, shattering it to splinter. Coach:wow! im'm impressed. Can you run? Guy:"Of course," says the freshman, as speeds off like a bolt of lightning and completes a hundred yard dash in 10 seconds. Coach:"That's great,“ says the coach with enthusiasm,” but can you pass a rugby ball?”Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment, Guy: "Hey, if I can swallow it, I can pass it!"   Previous Joke                                               Next Joke

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Mom and dad were fighting. Teacher: They were fighting, so why are you late? Student: One shoe was with dad and the other was with mom . Previous Joke                                                  Next Joke

Teacher: Whoever answers my next questions can go home. A boy throws his bag out of window. Teacher: Who threw the bag? Boy: Me, and I am going home. :) Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our Feelings Previous Joke                                            Next Joke

 Two ladies fighting for a seat in a bus. Conductor: Lady who is more aged should sit here. Both looked at each other and the seat remained empty. Previous Joke                                                         Next Joke

Once Rajnikanth was dancing in his room ,A guy peeped inside the room & see the Rajnikanth dancing for a moment........ . Later that guy become famous as Michael Jackson... Previous Joke                                         Next Joke   Read more Rajnikanth Jokes

Once Rajnikanth got injured his finger, so Doctor cuts it down a guy picked it up and launched it as missile  later that guy become missile man of India DR.A.P.J.Abdul Kalam  Previous Joke                                                   Next Joke   Read more Rajnikanth Jokes

once santa went @ rajni's home, rajni was in his laterine after afew minutes later rajni comes out , now santa was amzed to see laterine and said "wow what a swimming pool may i take a bath here" Previous Joke                                                 Next Joke   Read more Rajnikanth Jokes Read more Santa-Banta Jokes

                        Jesika and His facebook profile A Girl Named jesica just posted a word "HELLO" on his wall. And I'm getting mad to see that there is row of comments and likes there is 80 comments and 40 likes in five minuts .she got a record breaking friend requests. One boy is saying jessica you are not responsing jessica please response. Most amazing all requests are from cool dudes .It means girls doesn't  like jessica. it might be a publicty stunt .people are requesting for cbi enquiry for this whole incident. Goverment said it is conspirecy of enemy counrtry and suugested to peoples to not comment on his profile. Read Rajnikanth and facebook joke                                                                     Privecy In The Zoo Tiger(in zoo):Hey disgusting media is frustating me! Monkey: why? ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Tiger : there is no privecy and after that they are saying that no of tigers is dicreasing.

Santa and Banta were out cutting wood, and Banta accidentally cut his arm off. Santa wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Banta to a surgeon. The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Santa left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Banta is down at the movies." Santa went to the movies and there was Banta, clapping at the screen. A few weeks later, Santa and Banta were cutting wood again, and Banta cut his leg off. Santa put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Banta back to the surgeon. The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Santa left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Banta's down at the soccer field." Santa went down to the soccer field and there was Banta, kicking goals. A few weeks later, Banta had a terrible accident and cut his head off. S

                Sardar Ji And Poor Bania Joke Once a Sardar Ji needed blood for his surgery. He  got it from a poor Bania. Sardar Ji gave him 2 lacs for this . Once again Sardar Ji needed blood for his surgery . Bania was too much happy this time and donated blood again. This time Sardar Ji just given him a chacolate. Bania asked the reason. Sardar Said now i have also Bania Blood in my body. Best Joke You have Listened ever

> Don't say that "NO ONE IS PERFECT " because "ITS PERSONAL INSULT OF RAJNIKANTH" > EVERY ACTION OF RAJNIKANTH IS EXCEPTION FOR NEWTON'S LAWS. > WHEN RAJNIKANTH DOES THE PUSH-UPS  HE DOES NOT LIFTS HIMSELF UP .... HE IS PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN. . > RAJNIKANTH ONCE HIT THE CHIN OF A HORSE HIS DECEDENTS LATER CALLED  GIRAFFE. > RAJNIKANTH GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH SUPERMAN. THE LOOSER HAD TO WEAR HIS UNDERWEAR OVER HIS PANT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. Previous Joke                                         Next Joke   Read more Rajnikanth Jokes