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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta were out cutting wood, and Banta accidentally cut his arm off. Santa wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took Banta to a surgeon. The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Santa left and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Banta is down at the movies." Santa went to the movies and there was Banta, clapping at the screen. A few weeks later, Santa and Banta were cutting wood again, and Banta cut his leg off. Santa put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and Banta back to the surgeon. The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Santa left and when he came back in 6 hours the surgeon said "I finished early, Banta's down at the soccer field." Santa went down to the soccer field and there was Banta, kicking goals. A few weeks later, Banta had a terrible accident and cut his head off. S