Girl and guy funny comedy conversation
Guy: I’m a doctor, what is your appendix doing tonight? I’d love to take it out. Girl: Very funny. You should be on the television then I could turn you off. Guy: I’m a magician. Would you like me to perform a spell for you? Girl: OK, can you make yourself disappear? Guy: I’m a photographer for a model agency: I’ve been looking for a face like yours. Girl: Yea and I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. Guy: I’m a postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package. Girl: Sorry, I don’t date guys that only come once a day. Guy: Are you free tomorrow night? Girl: No, but I’m on special offer the day after. Guy: What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Girl: Trying to avoid scum like you. Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: What do you mean - I wasn’t even born for the first half of it. Guy: Can I spend the evening with you? Girl: No. I gave up baby-sitting years ago. Guy: Cheer u