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Decennt happy new year wishing sms     Every time year comes and comes another year fast,     but this year my wishes specially for you and your     family for best health & new opportunity.     Again wish you very Happy New Year. decent happy new year wishing messages     I knocked at the heavens door today.     GOD asked why I was there.     I replied: Please love, protect & bless     the one reading this SMS.     GOD smiled & said: I already did!     Wishing you & your family     a Happy & Prosperous New Year!!     Wishing you all blessings of life! decent happy new year messages in hindi Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath Happy New Year 2013 decent happy new year message for girlfriend     Look with positive intention     Speak with inner conviction     listen with intense     Attention ,     And you’ll move in the     Right

Funny new year images pictures Happy New Year Funny New year Sms Quote for 2014 "I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year." Happy New Year Funny Statements on new year 2014 This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart. Happy New Year This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors." Happy New Year Funny new year sms in hindi Har saal aata hai, Har saal jata hai, Iss saal aapko wo sab mile, Jo aapka  .+""+.+""+. +   DIL    +  "+.    .+"     "+" Chahta hai * Happy New Year * Funny designes for new year wishes sms \""\      /""/   \  \/\/  /    \__/\_/ISH YOU & Ur Family   *._VERY-VERY_.*       [""]__[""]         * Happy New Year * Funny new year resolutions

महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें बहुत सी आयीं महामूर्ख दरबार की अब, देखो सुनवाई ●मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस सदा ही अकल पे भारी ●भैंस मेरी जब चर आये चारा- पाँच सेर हम दूध निकारा ●कोई अकल ना यह कर पावे-चारा खा कर दूध बनावे ●अक्ल घास जब चरने जाये- हार जाय नर अति दुख पाये ●भैंस का चारा लालू खायो- निज घरवारि सी.एम. बनवायो ●तुमहू भैंस का चारा खाओ- बीवी को सी.एम. बनवाओ ●मोटी अकल मन्दमति होई- मोटी भैंस दूध अति होई ●अकल इश्क़ कर कर के रोये- भैंस का कोई बाँयफ्रेन्ड ना होये ●अकल तो ले मोबाइल घूमे- एस.एम.एस. पा पा के झूमे ●भैंस मेरी डायरेक्ट पुकारे- कबहूँ मिस्ड काल ना मारे ●भैंस कभी सिगरेट ना पीती- भैंस बिना दारू के जीती ●भैंस कभी ना पान चबाये - ना ही इसको ड्रग्स सुहाये ●शक्तिशालिनी शाकाहारी- भैंस हमारी कितनी प्यारी ●अकलमन्द को कोई ना जाने- भैंस को सारा जग पहचाने ●जाकी अकल मे गोबरहोये- सो इन्सान पटक सर रोये ●मंगल भवन अमंगल हारी- भैंस का गोबर अकल पे भारी ●भैंस मरे तो बनते जूते- अकल मरे तो पङते जूते.... !!

Mother and child inspiring story in hindi " A child told the mother: “Mum you are very beautiful today.” Replied the mother : “Why?” The child said : “ Because you did not get angry today .” Moral of the story: 1. It is easy to possess beauty:- do not get angry. 2. Anger is temporary madness. GOOD DEEDS  Inspirational Story of Success A man attended an interview for a job. Along the corridor, he picked up a piece and threw it into a dustbin. The interviewer passed by and saw it. This man got the job. Moral of the story: Live with good habits, and you will be recognised. Short Inspirational Story Hardworking Guy A small boy worked as an apprentice in a bicycle shop. A man sent a bicycle for repair. After repairing the bicycle, this boy cleaned up the bicycle and it looked like a new one. Other apprentices laughed at him for doing redundant work. The second day after the owner claimed the bicycle back, this boy was pinched and offered a job. Moral of the story : 1.Go the e

Inspirational story in Hindi to keep patience एक प्यारे से couple को करीब 10 साल बाद एक बच्ची हुई, वो सभी आपस में खुश थे, एक दूसरे से बहुत प्यार करते थे. और बच्ची तो उनकी दुलारी थी. एक सुबह, जब बच्ची करीब कुछ दो सालो की थी, तो पति ने टेबल पर एक बोतल देखि जिसका ढ़क्कन खुला हुआ था. वो काम के लिए late हो रहा था. इसलिए उसने पत्नी को बोतल का ढ़क्कन लगाने और उसे अलमारी में रखने के लिए कह कर चला गया. पत्नी जो की kitchen में अपने काम में busy थी. वो भूल ही गयी. उसका ध्यान नहीं गया. छोटी लड़की ने उस बोतल को देखा और खेल खेल में उसके पास जाकर उसे उठा लिया. उसके रंगीन रंग को देख कर खुश होते हुए उससे खेलने लगी. और उसे पूरा पी गयी… वो बोतल एक दवा की थी, जो adults के लिए वो भी कम dosages के लिए थी. उस दवा से बच्ची की हालत बहुत ख़राब हो गयी. दवा जहर की तरह असर कर रही थी. क्योंकि उसका छोटा सा शरीर सह नहीं पा रहा था.. जब उसकी माँ ने यह देखा तो वो तुरंत उसे अस्पताल ले गयी, जहाँ उसकी मृत्यु हो गयी.. उसकी माँ बहुत ही डर गयी, और सदमे में आ गयी. वो अपने पति का सामना कैसे करेगी.. खबर पाते ही, पति जब आये

  "As the year 2013 is about to end and needed to say goodbye to 2013 and to welcome 2014 .We can say this via New year sms , New Year Quotes , new Year wishes and we can share all this via sms or  social networking sites like facebook, twitter its a great way to share our pleasure".   New year wishing sms I don't want to limit your happiness just for next year but to all the years that you experience in your lifetime and in your reincarnations! Have a fun-filled, smashing, rocking and happening New Years! Naya saal khole aap ki kissmat ka tala Naya saal aaye banke ujala Hamesha aap per rahe meherban upar wala Happy new year.   New Year Messages I met love, health, peace and joy and Prosperity They needed a permanent place to stay. I gave them your address hope they arrived safely. wishing you a great Happy New Year ................................................................. Duaon ki soghat liye Dil ki gehrai se Chand

cool desi jokes to enjoy UNKNOWN CALL- HE:"Do u hv a bf?" SHE:"Yes! Who r u?" HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?" SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!" SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!" HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!" ....................... Here best pages for best collection of Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Funny Sardar jokes in hindi Funny rajnikanth jokes in hindi Funny Picture jokes And sms Love shaayari and sms Jokes and sms for girlfriend Good morning sms Happy birthday sms Bollywood jokes Bollywood gossip Funny videos Best birthday gift Ideas for girlfriend is presented. Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Funny Sardar jokes in hindi Funny rajnikanth jokes in hindi Funny Picture jokes And sms Love shaayari and sms Jokes a

1) Na jaan Na pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman . . 2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber . . 3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari, Dial 139 for railway enquiry. . . 4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf, The number you are trying is currently switched off . . 5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo, Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo. . . 6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak, Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK . . 7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo, Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu... . . Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan, LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan... . . 9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna, BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat n

Kyonki tum hi ho Bollywood hindi movie song lyrics Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya wajood mera (x2) Tujhse juda gar ho jaayenge Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Tera mera rishta hai kaisa Ik pal door gawara nahi Tere liye har roz hai jeete Tujh ko diya mera waqt sabhi Koi lamha mera na ho tere bina Har saans pe naam tera Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho... Tere liye hi jiya main Khud ko jo yun de diya hai Teri wafa ne mujhko sambhala Saare ghamon ko dil se nikala Tere saath mera hai naseeb juda Tujhe paake adhoora naa raha hmm.. Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho.. Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho (x2)

                   Facebook status Quotes for diwali This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers. Happy Diwali ................................................................. Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this. ................................................................... May this Diwali lights up dreams , hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali   ................................................................. Happy Diwali Decent quotes Gorgeous festival diwali It's the day to light the diyas, Ignite the rockets and burst crackers, But it's also the time to be safe, From the fireworks and all the sparklers. happy Diwali ..................................................................... The gorgeous festival of snacks and sw

            Happy Birthday Shayari  Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai, Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi Happy BirthDay Quotes Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Edward Morykwas All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison happy Birthday Images  This Post is My strong Effort to collect Happy Birthday Shayari , Happy Birthday Greetings , Happy Birthday Quotes , Happy Birthday cards , Happy Birthday Images ,  Happy Birthday Cakes Delivery Services

Hindi Shayari (Waiting For Lover) हर शाम तेरा इंतजार Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai, Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai, Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere, Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…         Hindi Love shayari on true Love: Wafa (वफ़ा ) Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir. Ham Log Amanat Main Khiyanat Nahi Karte. Tanhai Main Kar Lete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar . Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte. Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jayega. Tum Ko Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte. Likhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazle. Har Shakhs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte Shayri in hindi :for loving someone ( आहिस्ता ) Ahista se aapka yakeen karne lage hai. Ahista se aapke kareeb aane lage hai. Dil to dene se ghabraate hai. Magar ahista se aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hai

Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai, Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai, Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati, Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai… Romantic Hindi Shayari Love Shayari

“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master" Romantic English Words

Husband wife talk short sms     Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.     But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 lolz😇     Law of equality:short sms joke on husband wife 💠     The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!     lolz ..........................................     Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.     You understand Nothing, still you click     "I Agree"...... hahaha ................................................................ B'day gift husband Wife short sms joke     Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-     Kya Gift Dun??     Hubby:-     Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!     Wife:-     (Kuch Der Soch Ke)     Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.     Hehehe short jokes on c

Rahul Gandhi And college students Rahul gandhi ek school visit par gaya... . . Class ko Practical karwane laga ..... Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar, Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein daal diya , aur Students se poocha: Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya ghul jayega? . . 1 Student :Mehfooz rahe ga, . . Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe kaise pata? Student : Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi, hum se maangte.. .. How many likes 4 student.

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Diwali sms in hindi Deepak ki roshni mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan daan ki barsat Har pal har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar & Happy Diwali दीपक की रोशनी मिठाइयो की मिठास  पटाखो की बौछार ,धन धन की बरसात हर दिन हर पल आपके लिए धनतेरस का त्यौहार दिवाली मुबारक हो ! Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI ! आपको आशीर्वाद मिले गणेश से ,विद्या मिले सरस्वती से ,दौलत मिले लक्ष्मी से , प्यार मिले हमसे ,दिवाली के अवसर पर यही दुआ है इस दिल से खुशियों भरी दिवाली मुबारक हो !     Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा, दिन रत व्यापार बड़े इतना अधिक काम होगा ,घर परिवार समाज में बनेगा सरताज ,यही कामना है हमारी आप के लिये, दिवाली की हार्दीक शुभ कामनाये !

Wishing Happy Diwali Sms(Diwali 2013) Diyas are God's way of telling us that there will always be light to drive away darkness. May the light of diyas spread joy to your life. Happy Diwali Cool Happy Diwali Sms For friend On this Diwali I am sending you CASH:     C-care     A-affection     S-smiles     H-hugs     Please do accept with love... Good luck and have a safe Diwali! Decent Quote to wish Happy diwali  Hearty wishes to you and your family on the festival of lights … May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out.     “HAPPY DIWALI” Diwali Wishes Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!     “Happy Deepavali" Festival of light Diwali wishing Quote Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!Happy dipaawali Simple diwali wishing Quote sms Please recive our simple Gift of "WIS

एक बेटा पढ़-लिख कर बहुत बड़ा आदमी बन गया. पिता के स्वर्गवास के बाद माँ ने हर तरह का काम करके उसे इस काबिल बना दिया था. शादी के बाद पत्नी को माँ से शिकायत रहने लगी के वो उन के स्टेटस मे फिट नहीं है. लोगों को बताने मे उन्हें संकोच होता है कि ये अनपढ़ उनकी सास-माँ है...! बात बढ़ने पर बेटे ने...एक दिन माँ से कहा.. "माँ ”_मै चाहता हूँ कि मै अब इस काबिल हो गया हूँ कि कोई भी क़र्ज़ अदा कर सकता हूँ मै और तुम दोनों सुखी रहें इसलिए आज तुम मुझ पर किये गए अब तक के सारे खर्च सूद और व्याज के साथ मिला कर बता दो . मै वो अदा कर दूंगा...! फिर हम अलग-अलग सुखी रहेंगे. माँ ने सोच कर उत्तर दिया... "बेटा”_हिसाब ज़रा लम्बा है....सोच कर बताना पडेगा. मुझे थोडा वक्त चाहिए. बेटे ने कहा माँ कोई ज़ल्दी नहीं है. दो-चार दिनों मे बता देना. रात हुई, सब सो गए, माँ ने एक लोटे मे पानी लिया और बेटे के कमरे मे आई. बेटा जहाँ सो रहा था उसके एक ओर पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने करवट ले ली. माँ ने दूसरी ओर भी पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने जिस ओर भी करवट ली माँ उसी ओर पानी डालती रही. तब परेशान होकर बेटा उठ कर खीज कर. बोला कि माँ ये

Best Hindi romantic dialogue from Movie- Mohabbatein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein." Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur isliye nahin ki koi aur nahin mili ... par isliye ... ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahin milti "Above romantic dialogues is taken from Mohabbtein movie star by romance king shahRukh khan and Amitabh Bachchan"    Romantic Hindi movie dialogue from Hindi Veera Zara Muhabbat kya hoti hai ye to mujhe pta nhi, Zara ke liye dil se ek dua jaroor niklati hai ki iski aankho me kabhi aansoo na aayen ye hamesha hasti rahe aap ise mohabbat samjhe to muhaabat hi sahi. "This one of the best romanti lovely and emotional bollywood movie of his time"  Romantic hindi quote from Bollywood Movie DDLJ Mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil

Drôle adulte blague de cinquante ans en couple GAGNANT: Un couple avait été marié pendant 50 ans, ils étaient assis à la table du petit déjeuner un matin quand la femme dit: «Il suffit de penser, il ya cinquante ans, nous étions assis à cette table du petit-déjeuner ensemble. «Je sais, dit le vieil homme.« Nous étions probablement assis ici nu comme il ya jaybird cinquante ans.'' Eh bien, Granny ricana. «Nous allons revivre des moments anciens. Lorsque, sur, les deux dépouillé à l'chamois et s'assit à la table. «Vous savez, miel,« la petite vieille dame essoufflée répondit: «Mes seins sont aussi chaud pour vous aujourd'hui qu'ils l'étaient il ya cinquante ans. «Je ne serais pas surpris,« repliedGramps. «On est dans votre café et l'autre est dans votre gruau. L'envie de Bill mettre son pénis dans trancheuse Finaliste: Bill travaillait dans une usine cornichon. Il y avait été utilisée pour un certain nombre d

Funny adult joke fifty year old couple WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.' Bill's urge to stick his penis in slicer RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...! Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..." Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!! Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ??? Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!! Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ??? Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!! funny joke on hitting dog Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati. Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya.... Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke bola... "kidhar..??? . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!! Funny quotes by rahul gandhi

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