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Girl and Boy jokes

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This page is vast collection of girl and boy clean jokes , girl and boy dirty jokes , adult and sexy girl jokes , funny conversation between girl and boy . Clean Joke when girl and boy falls in love Girl 1: I am in love Girl2: who is he?? Girl3: how does he look? Girl4: wat color? Girl5: how tall is he?? Girl6: wat is he doing? Girl7: who r his frnds? Girl8: total wealth? After full inspection All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy. Girl1: OK. . . . Same situation Boy1: I am in love Boy2: Bro Party Boy3: Bro Party Boy4: Bro Party Boy5: Bro Party Boy6: Bro Party Boy7: Bro Party Boy8: Bro Party. Boy Insulting girl funny conversation joke Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h? Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.. Boy-notty! Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-) Funny joke for girlfriend : I am in toilet Girl and boys behavior joke Girl to another girl: "You are beautiful'' Other gi

Romantic love poetry and phylosphy

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Romantic love quote "You love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it.. You love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining... You love wind, but you close windows when it comes to you...... i m scared when you say; you love me!!!!" Philosophy of happiness HAPPINESS - Is all about perspective... The reason people find it so hard to be happy is because they always see the past better than it was, and the present worse than it really is!

Inspirational story about life

Inspirational story about how to live life Group of ex students visited their University Professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in life. Offering them coffee, Prof returned from kitchen with a pot of coffee in different cups: Porcelain, Glass, Crystal, some plain looking, some expensive. When all had a cup of coffee in hand. # Professor said: If U noticed all d expensive cups were taken up first, leaving d plain ones. It is normal for U to want only d Best. But that is also d source of Ur stress. What U really wanted was Coffee, NOT Cup, But U all still went for d Best Cups & were eyeing each other's Cups! If Life Is Coffee, then Jobs, Money & Status in Society are d Cups. They are just tools to hold & contain life. Don't let d Cups drive you. Enjoy D Coffee.!! :)

fuuny husband wife image jokes

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Funny Image joke on husband and wife

Sun temple kottayam kerla A tourist place in india

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 Sun temple kottayam kerla A tourist place in india  Adityapuram Sun Temple, Kottayam, Kerala This is the only temple of Surya Dev (Sun God) in Kerala.The famous sun temple Adityapuram is 3 kilometers away from Kaduthuruthy, which is known to be the second sun temple in India. आदित्यपुरम सूर्य देव मंदिर ...ये भारत का दूसरा सबसे बड़ा सूर्य मंदिर व केरल का एकलौता सूर्य मंदिर हैं , रविवार के दिन यहाँ काफी भीड़ होती हैं |

Funny Shayri by a shayar at nijam's daughter wedding

Funny Shayri by a shayar at nijam's daughter wedding Funny sexy shayari  In a marriage party of a Nizam's daughter, there's a very gandu shaayar. He had a famous background of some really gandu shayari. People were expecting something from him when suddenly he started KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... People - WAH! WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!! KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI. People were really shocked and very angry (probably most of them were not like us). They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started... AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... This calmed people a bit. AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... MAA KE LAUDON PATTHAR TO NA MARO People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more, so he finally stated. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI... JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE MAA CHOD

Girl and boy Adult Sexy jokes in hindi

Girl: "Do you think I'm pretty? Be honest!" Boy: "Sure, .... with a little face lift, lip reconstruction,­ a nose job, and some make-up, you wouldn't be half bad." Girl: "Do you think I'm sexy?" Boy: "With a tummy tuck, some liposuction, and and a boob job, you wouldn't be half bad" Girl: "Would you have sex with me?" Boy: "With the lights off.... Absolutely!" Girl: "If I did everything you just said, would you marry me?" Boy: "Probably" Girl: "Really? And would you have a family with me?" Boy: "I don't want ugly babies" Girl And Boy In A hotel  room Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai?? Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

Inspirational story : Faith in god

 This story inspires to be faith in god. this story makes us to believe Everything happens happens for good. A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. They were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless: The boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned. But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening. The woman was trembling and she said, “Are you not afraid ?”. This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. Only some miracle can saveus; otherwise death is certain. Are you not afraid? Are you mad or something? Are you a stone or something? The man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing? Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap

Blonde Jokes : A vast collection of Blonde jokes

Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?  A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.\  Q: How did the BLONDE die ice fishing? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.  Q: How do you get a BLONDE to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What does a BLONDE ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?  A: "Is it mine?" Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!  Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?  A: Bigfoot has been spotted. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?  A: "Nice tits!"  Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?  A: Reservations.  Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?  

Hillarious funny blonde jokes

Adult joke of politician and prisoner  Ek Minister Pagal Khaneke Daure par tha. Ek Pagal Bola: Minister Sahib Ek Cigarette aur Maachis dena. Minister ne cigarette diya aur Dr. se bola: doctor,ye aadmi to achhe se baat kar raha hai...kahin se pagal nahilagh raha hai..... Pagal ne Cigarette Tod ke Tobacco Apne Sir par dala aur Machis se Aag laga di.....Phir Apni Dhoti Utha ke, L**d Hila ke bola: Lo Minister Sahib, Hukkaaa Piyoooo Hukkaaaa'!!!!! Adult joke On elctrician and his wife sex Ek Mota Bijli Wala Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha. Par Uski Patni Khush Nahi Dikh Rahi Thhi, Kuch Der Ye Dekhne Ke Baad Usne Pucha. Mistri: “Bolo Priye Tumhe Kya Ghum Hai?” Patni: “Swami Ji, Load Jyada Aur Voltage Kam Hai“

Santa Banta foolish joke on chess playing

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn't end here). . . . Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. . Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. . The joke doesn't end here either . . . Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai. . Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge. Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela. S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai. The joke still doesn't end. . . . Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai. Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga. . . . Joke ENDS here.