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Altaf Bhai :funny joke on rape in hindi

Funny hindi joke on Rape --> Altaf bhai ke area mein Rape hua. Jo ladka Rape kiya usko Altaf bhai ke paas laye. Altaf: apun ka area, yeh jaante hue bhi tune rape kiya Boy: Sorry galti hui. Altaf: ye sab kaise hua? Boy: Usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya. Apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kara. Altaf: Fir Boy: Woh boli,Oye chikne meri pyas bujha de Altaf: Fir Boy: Apun ne socha ki Altaf bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karna Altaf: Fir...... Boy: Apun bola 1-2 kiss karega, suck bhi karega, lekin fuck nahi, akhir Altaf bhai ka area hai. Altaf: Fir Boy: Usne meri pant utari fir apne kapde utarne lagi. Altaf: (being excited) Fir Boy: Usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty bhi,apun to mast ho gaya, lekin socha ki altaf bhai ka area hai. Altaf: fully excitd) arrey Fir Boy: Apun uske lips kiss kiya & boob suck karne laga but dimag mein tha ki altaf bhai ka area hai.. Altaf out of control: bhossdike Fir Boy: Apun aage badhne wala tha

Happy janmashtami sms

vast collection of free sri Krishna  Janmashtami wishing sms sri Krishna janmashtami wishing sms Unke guno se jivan ko sajaye, GITA ke vicharo ko man me basaye, lana he hame KRISHNA ko aur bhi apne karib, to aao apne ghar ko hi gokul banaye.. HAPPY JANMASHTMI-  krishna janmashtami SMS in HIndi Wo Mor Mukut,Wo Nad Lala, Wo Murli Manohar,Wo Bansi wala, Wo Makhan chor,Wo Braj Lala, -Janam ashtami ki hardik badhayi.. JAI SHRI KRISHNA: janmashtami sms hindi Makhan chor Nandkishor. Bandhi jisne preet ki dor! Harey krishanHarey murari, pujti jinhe duniya sari. Aao unke gunn gaye, Sab mil k Janmasthmi mnae!   janmashtami quotes in hindi Murli manohar, braj k dharohar, wo nandalal gopala hai. Bansi ki dhun par sab dukh harnewala, murli manohar aane wale hai. HAPPY JANMASTAMI   Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare, He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva, Tribhvan Ke Swami,Sakha Humare, He Nath Narayan Vasudeva, Aapko Janamashtmi ki hardik Shubhkamnaye. Socha kisi apne se baat kare, apne kisi khas

Best clean and vegeterian jokes in hindi till now

Student and teacher clean vegeterian joke in Hindi Sir-Wo kaun h jisne apna pehla kadam chand par rakha Student-Niel Armstrong Sir-Aur dusra Student-kya sir dusra b usne hi rakha, langda thodi tha woh;-) Girl and Boy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi Girl:"Janu kal mera b’day hai, . . Boy:"Darling Advance me happy b’day, . . Girl:"kya gift doge.. . . Boy:"kya chaiye.. . . Girl:"RING... . . . . Boy:"Ring dunga par uthana mat BALANCE nahi hai... :p ;)   Girl and Guy clean vegetarian joke in Hindi A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!” All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”

Funny adult jokes in hindi and english mix

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Funny joke on transparent condom Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! ------------------------ Funny Joke Prostitute house sign board Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... ------------------------ Funny AIDS awareness slogan adult quote New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. ------------------------ Funny Saying About Sex Why is sex like shaving ? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... ------------------------ aDULT QUESTION IN HINDI Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. ------------------------ Funny Logic Quote ON BOOBS SIZE Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90%

Birthday SMS

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A Vast Birthday SMS Collection Birthday sms to wish Girlfriend if kisses were rain id send u showers, if fun was time id send u hours, if u needed a friend id send u me! *Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart* Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC.Define Birthday! "Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!" Happy Birthday sms for friends "Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTZ LOVE "Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU". Bitrhday sms in english Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are special and special things are for u today, i wish u all the best. Happy birth day. Love u! Short Birthday sms In soft gleaming of stars.... may all ur dreams come true, may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you Happy Birt

Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms

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Manmohan Singh Jokes and sms Sonia Gandhi : I am bored, message me few jokes. Manmohan Singh : Madam, I am in a cabinet meeting taking important decisions. Sonia : Ha..Ha..Ha.. Good One!! Send few more.. Bhag Mannu Bhag  Manmohan singh and his information about gandhi jayanti joke  Sonia:- Aap Gandhi Jayaniti Ke Bare Main Hume 2-4 Baatein Bataiye Manmohan:- Ji.. Mujhe Gandhi Ji Ke Bare Main To Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Jayanti Koun Hai Nahi Pata.!! Once A Teacher Asked The Student: Teacher: What Does Our Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Do ? Pappu: He Does Whatever Sonia Gandhi Advice  Him To Do. Manmohan singh joke on reservation Manmohan Singh – We Will Send Indians To The Moon Next Year. Obama – Oh! How many??? Manmohan Singh- 100. According To Reservation(Aarakshan) 35 OBC, 30 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible….1 astronaut 3 mistakes of manmohan singh hindi joke One day Manmohan Singh will retire, And his autobiography will be

Independence day sms in hindi

Inspiring Independence day sms in hindi Happy Independence Day !!!==–..__..-=-._; !!!==–..@..-=-._; !!!==–..__..-=-._; HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY. SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA HINDUSTAN HAMARA hindi sms motivating indian nationality on independence day Some people like sunday, Some people like monday, But i like only one day That is INDEPENDENCE DAY. Happy Independence Day to You hindi sms to share love to india on independence day Loved Indians, Let us celebrate & enjoy the freedom to live independently in our country Cheerfully, Helpfully, Hopefully,Peacefullu by remembering our National Heroes who gave us Freedom after suffering pain & humilation. Sms to shoy passion to our country india independence day I’m In Love, I’m Passionate About Him, I’m Lving Evry Moment Of It And Why Not Its Her 65th Birth Day. Its Apna Hindustaan HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY  hindi sms to pray for country on independence day On Independence Day Here’s Wising Our

Santa Banta Clean vegeterian jokes in hindi

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Hindi Joke Santa In Exam Hall SANTA exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The” ******************* Vegeterian Joke in hindi santa in a marrige party Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he ***************** Santa's Misery joke in hindi on his son's Accident Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi. ***************** Funny Hindi Joke :Santa's wife kidnapped Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi.. ***************** Clean joke in hindi Santa and taxi driver Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji ko

Get Blocked PJ's

Funny conversation between girl and  boy Boy : Whats your Name?? Girl: Palak and you Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!* . Girl : Hello i am khusbu Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila de **blocked** . Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . M also Single. *blocked* . Girl: What's Up? Boy: Uttar Pradesh... *gets blocked* . Girl : tu soya hai...?? Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* .Girl boy coversation to irritate the girl Girl: I'm free tommorow! Boy: pehle kya paid thi?? *GETS BLOCKED* . Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h. Girl: waha kya karenge?? Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge. *blocked* . Girl : see ya! Boy: ram chandar ki jai !Blocked* . Girl: Have a Good Day.... Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more... *BLOCKED* . Girl: I need some Space. Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead. *Blocked* .Girl boy conversation on facebook so that girl block the boy. Girl puts up her status :"

satyagraha movie photos and wallpaper

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satyagraha movie photos and wallpaper   Exclusive Wallpapers form satyagraha movie theme read stories about satyagrah movie Lyrics for songs satyagrah movie title song

Sexy Poetry in hindi

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai, fati chut ko bekar kehte hain, Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota, kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai.. Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya, unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya, uski Maa bahar aa k boli- gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya.. Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne, Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne. De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka, Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne... Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....! Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda. Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda Aasmaan ko chodne chala dharti ka loda... Dena Hai Lund Daan Me, Dena Hai lund Daan Me, "AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Mei? Agar nahi hai to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge Teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge Dilbar k hamn

Satya grah Title song LYrics

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Satyagraha Title Song Lyrics Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Patit pavan Sita Ram Thana nena.. a.. Thana nena.. Thana na Thara de re na.. Satyagraha.. Satyagraha.. Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Patit pavan Sita Ram Ab tak dheeraj maanga tha.. a.. Prabhu ab dheeraj mat dena (Prabhu ab dheeraj mat dena) Sehte jaaye sehte jaaye sehte jaaye.. Aisa bal bhi mat dena (Aisa bal bhi mat dena) Uth kar karne hain kuchh kaam Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Uth kar karne hain kuchh kam (Repeat once) O mapamapa maga maga.. Tum karuna ke sagar Tum palan karta Par jo zulm hai karta wo Kahan tumse darta Ghaayal hai bhola insaan Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Ghaayal hai bhola insaan Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram Uth kar karne hain kuchh kam Satyagraha.. Read Full Review And Information About Satyagraha : A prakash Jha Block buster

Satyagraha MOvie's trailer poster and other information

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Satyagraha Movie Release Info: Date:     Aug 23, 2013 Language:     Hindi Genre:     Thriller Censor & Rating:     U/A -(12 years & below Not admitted)  Satyagraha Movie Cast & Crew Manoj Bajpai, Amitabh Bachchan, Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoo Producers / Director Comments Director : Prakash Jha   Satyagraha Movie Rating Fans Overall Rating    Official trailer for satyagrah in HD

krish three trailer official video song

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Krrish 3 is an upcoming Bollywood superhero science fiction film. The film will be produced and directed by Rakesh Roshan. The film will continue the story of Rohit Mehra and his superhero son Krrish, after Koi mil gaya. Initial release: November 4, 2013 (India) Directors: Rakesh Roshan, Hrithik Roshan Music composed by: Rajesh Roshan Cinematography: Tirru Producer: Rakesh Roshan

shayaries to wish eid mubarak

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Eid Mubarak shayari  Jis ko hum nahin hain yaad usey eid mubarak.. Eid Shayari Gheir’on mein hai jo shaad usey eid mubarak, Jis ko hum nahin hain yaad usey eid mubarak, Masoom se armaan’on ki masoom si duniya, Jo kar geya barbaad usey eid mubarak.. Eid Mubarak shayari in urdu Eid ke chaand ghareebon ko pareshan na kar, Tujh ko maloom nahin ghareeb ki haal mein hai. Eid Shayari Eid ka din hai, har tarf hai gehma gehmi, Aana chahoon jo tere pass to aaon kese, Meri har saans amanat hai teri yaadon ki, Toot ke is se zeyada tujhe chahoon kese Eid mubarak sms in english Hope Love & Laughter, warmth & wishes joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes, Especially for you!!! jublications become a past of your eid and your life?.! EID MUBARAK The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua’s is all i request and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!! “Eid Mubarak” Eid-Ul-Adha Or ‘The Feast Of The Sacrifice’, Commemo