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Kyonki tum hi ho Bollywood hindi movie song lyrics Hum tere bin ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya wajood mera (x2) Tujhse juda gar ho jaayenge Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Tera mera rishta hai kaisa Ik pal door gawara nahi Tere liye har roz hai jeete Tujh ko diya mera waqt sabhi Koi lamha mera na ho tere bina Har saans pe naam tera Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Tumhi ho... Tumhi ho... Tere liye hi jiya main Khud ko jo yun de diya hai Teri wafa ne mujhko sambhala Saare ghamon ko dil se nikala Tere saath mera hai naseeb juda Tujhe paake adhoora naa raha hmm.. Kyunki tum hi ho Ab tum hi ho Zindagi ab tum hi ho.. Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho Chain bhi, mera dard bhi Meri aashiqui ab tum hi ho (x2)

                   Facebook status Quotes for diwali This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers. Happy Diwali ................................................................. Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this. ................................................................... May this Diwali lights up dreams , hopes, undiscovered avenues and everything bright. Happy Diwali   ................................................................. Happy Diwali Decent quotes Gorgeous festival diwali It's the day to light the diyas, Ignite the rockets and burst crackers, But it's also the time to be safe, From the fireworks and all the sparklers. happy Diwali ..................................................................... The gorgeous festival of snacks and sw

            Happy Birthday Shayari  Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai, Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi Happy BirthDay Quotes Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. - Edward Morykwas All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison happy Birthday Images  This Post is My strong Effort to collect Happy Birthday Shayari , Happy Birthday Greetings , Happy Birthday Quotes , Happy Birthday cards , Happy Birthday Images ,  Happy Birthday Cakes Delivery Services

Hindi Shayari (Waiting For Lover) हर शाम तेरा इंतजार Har Sham Se Tera Izhaar Kiya Karte Hai, Har Khwab Me Tera Didar Kiya Karte Hai, Diwane Hi To Hai Hum Tere, Jo Har Waqt Tere Milne Ka Intzaar Kiya Karte Hai…         Hindi Love shayari on true Love: Wafa (वफ़ा ) Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir. Ham Log Amanat Main Khiyanat Nahi Karte. Tanhai Main Kar Lete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar . Zahir Kabhi Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte. Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jayega. Tum Ko Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahi Karte. Likhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazle. Har Shakhs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte Shayri in hindi :for loving someone ( आहिस्ता ) Ahista se aapka yakeen karne lage hai. Ahista se aapke kareeb aane lage hai. Dil to dene se ghabraate hai. Magar ahista se aapke dil ki kadar karne lage hai

Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai, Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai, Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati, Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai… Romantic Hindi Shayari Love Shayari

“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that's what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. But to live with a soul mate forever? Nah. Too painful. Soul mates, they come into your life just to reveal another layer of yourself to you, and then leave. A soul mates purpose is to shake you up, tear apart your ego a little bit, show you your obstacles and addictions, break your heart open so new light can get in, make you so desperate and out of control that you have to transform your life, then introduce you to your spiritual master" Romantic English Words

Husband wife talk short sms     Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.     But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 lolz😇     Law of equality:short sms joke on husband wife 💠     The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!     lolz ..........................................     Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.     You understand Nothing, still you click     "I Agree"...... hahaha ................................................................ B'day gift husband Wife short sms joke     Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-     Kya Gift Dun??     Hubby:-     Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!     Wife:-     (Kuch Der Soch Ke)     Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.     Hehehe short jokes on c

Rahul Gandhi And college students Rahul gandhi ek school visit par gaya... . . Class ko Practical karwane laga ..... Usne apni pocket se 5 ka Sikka nikal kar, Tezaab (Acid) ke glass mein daal diya , aur Students se poocha: Ye Sikka mehfooz rahega ya ghul jayega? . . 1 Student :Mehfooz rahe ga, . . Rahul gandhi hairat se : Tumhe kaise pata? Student : Ager is Sikkey ko Tezaab mein Ghulna hota to Aap ye apni Jaib se nahi, hum se maangte.. .. How many likes 4 student.

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Diwali sms in hindi Deepak ki roshni mithayio ki mithas Patako ki bochar Dan daan ki barsat Har pal har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar & Happy Diwali दीपक की रोशनी मिठाइयो की मिठास  पटाखो की बौछार ,धन धन की बरसात हर दिन हर पल आपके लिए धनतेरस का त्यौहार दिवाली मुबारक हो ! Apako ashirwad mile Ganesh se. Vidya mile Saraswati se. Daulat mile Laxmi se. Pyaar mile Sab se. Diwali ke avasar par, Yahi duwa hai is dil se. HAPPY DIWALI ! आपको आशीर्वाद मिले गणेश से ,विद्या मिले सरस्वती से ,दौलत मिले लक्ष्मी से , प्यार मिले हमसे ,दिवाली के अवसर पर यही दुआ है इस दिल से खुशियों भरी दिवाली मुबारक हो !     Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye लक्ष्मी आएगी इतनी की सब जगह नाम होगा, दिन रत व्यापार बड़े इतना अधिक काम होगा ,घर परिवार समाज में बनेगा सरताज ,यही कामना है हमारी आप के लिये, दिवाली की हार्दीक शुभ कामनाये !

Wishing Happy Diwali Sms(Diwali 2013) Diyas are God's way of telling us that there will always be light to drive away darkness. May the light of diyas spread joy to your life. Happy Diwali Cool Happy Diwali Sms For friend On this Diwali I am sending you CASH:     C-care     A-affection     S-smiles     H-hugs     Please do accept with love... Good luck and have a safe Diwali! Decent Quote to wish Happy diwali  Hearty wishes to you and your family on the festival of lights … May all your happiness light up and sorrows burn out.     “HAPPY DIWALI” Diwali Wishes Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, in this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!     “Happy Deepavali" Festival of light Diwali wishing Quote Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!Happy dipaawali Simple diwali wishing Quote sms Please recive our simple Gift of "WIS

एक बेटा पढ़-लिख कर बहुत बड़ा आदमी बन गया. पिता के स्वर्गवास के बाद माँ ने हर तरह का काम करके उसे इस काबिल बना दिया था. शादी के बाद पत्नी को माँ से शिकायत रहने लगी के वो उन के स्टेटस मे फिट नहीं है. लोगों को बताने मे उन्हें संकोच होता है कि ये अनपढ़ उनकी सास-माँ है...! बात बढ़ने पर बेटे ने...एक दिन माँ से कहा.. "माँ ”_मै चाहता हूँ कि मै अब इस काबिल हो गया हूँ कि कोई भी क़र्ज़ अदा कर सकता हूँ मै और तुम दोनों सुखी रहें इसलिए आज तुम मुझ पर किये गए अब तक के सारे खर्च सूद और व्याज के साथ मिला कर बता दो . मै वो अदा कर दूंगा...! फिर हम अलग-अलग सुखी रहेंगे. माँ ने सोच कर उत्तर दिया... "बेटा”_हिसाब ज़रा लम्बा है....सोच कर बताना पडेगा. मुझे थोडा वक्त चाहिए. बेटे ने कहा माँ कोई ज़ल्दी नहीं है. दो-चार दिनों मे बता देना. रात हुई, सब सो गए, माँ ने एक लोटे मे पानी लिया और बेटे के कमरे मे आई. बेटा जहाँ सो रहा था उसके एक ओर पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने करवट ले ली. माँ ने दूसरी ओर भी पानी डाल दिया. बेटे ने जिस ओर भी करवट ली माँ उसी ओर पानी डालती रही. तब परेशान होकर बेटा उठ कर खीज कर. बोला कि माँ ये

Best Hindi romantic dialogue from Movie- Mohabbatein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasaan nahin hota, har mod par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein." Main aaj bhi usse utni hi mohabbat karta hoon ... aur isliye nahin ki koi aur nahin mili ... par isliye ... ki usse mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahin milti "Above romantic dialogues is taken from Mohabbtein movie star by romance king shahRukh khan and Amitabh Bachchan"    Romantic Hindi movie dialogue from Hindi Veera Zara Muhabbat kya hoti hai ye to mujhe pta nhi, Zara ke liye dil se ek dua jaroor niklati hai ki iski aankho me kabhi aansoo na aayen ye hamesha hasti rahe aap ise mohabbat samjhe to muhaabat hi sahi. "This one of the best romanti lovely and emotional bollywood movie of his time"  Romantic hindi quote from Bollywood Movie DDLJ Mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil

Drôle adulte blague de cinquante ans en couple GAGNANT: Un couple avait été marié pendant 50 ans, ils étaient assis à la table du petit déjeuner un matin quand la femme dit: «Il suffit de penser, il ya cinquante ans, nous étions assis à cette table du petit-déjeuner ensemble. «Je sais, dit le vieil homme.« Nous étions probablement assis ici nu comme il ya jaybird cinquante ans.'' Eh bien, Granny ricana. «Nous allons revivre des moments anciens. Lorsque, sur, les deux dépouillé à l'chamois et s'assit à la table. «Vous savez, miel,« la petite vieille dame essoufflée répondit: «Mes seins sont aussi chaud pour vous aujourd'hui qu'ils l'étaient il ya cinquante ans. «Je ne serais pas surpris,« repliedGramps. «On est dans votre café et l'autre est dans votre gruau. L'envie de Bill mettre son pénis dans trancheuse Finaliste: Bill travaillait dans une usine cornichon. Il y avait été utilisée pour un certain nombre d

Funny adult joke fifty year old couple WINNER:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' repliedGramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.' Bill's urge to stick his penis in slicer RUNNER UP:Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

 Rahul Gandhi Ki Car Se 'Kutte Ki Maa' Mara Gayi...! Rahul Gandhi driver se: "Jao iske pati ka pata karo..." Jab driver wapas aaya to uske haat main mithai ke dabbe  aur gale mein dher sari phoolon ki maalayen  thi...!!! Rahul Gandhi : " Ye kya hai..." ??? Driver: "Sir,logon ne meri poori baat hi nahi suni aur khushi khushi haar pehnane lage...Aur Mithai baatne lage..." !!! Rahul Gandhi : "Magar kyu..." ??? Driver: "Maine to sirf ye kaha tha ki Main Rahul Gandhi ka Driver Hoon; Kutte Ki Maa Mar Gayi Hai..." !!! funny joke on hitting dog Funny Rahul gandhi joke on washing cloths rahul gandhi jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati. Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya.... Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Rahul fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke bola... "kidhar..??? . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu...!! Funny quotes by rahul gandhi

Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“ Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.. . Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ?? . . Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu, . . Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko. Santa And his wife funny hindi joke Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke What is tension ?............. . 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi... . Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi... . aap use hospital le gaye.... . Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. Lo ho gayi tension............ . Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, . Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. . Aur tension!........ . Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....... . Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.... . Saala aurr

Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke Santa and Maggi! Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge. Interviewer: Why....?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai.. Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge. Interviewer: Why....?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...? Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook That happiest moment On Facebook. . . . When you are fighting on some one's status and your friends support u by liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!! ************************* Funny facebook Jokes I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored) . After 5 min- I sign in(reason:

College Me, Mam-" Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do" Boy" Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi? Mam- Nahi Bura Q? Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar jo Lakir he Hum Uske fakir hai.. Funny college adult sms joke in hindi Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.? Zabardast Answer - BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. Husband And wife funny adult jokes in hindi ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di..... husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛 Funny adult classroom joke Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti : MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi.. Bachhe:pehele mera..pehele mera..pehele mera.. _____________ Father and son Adult hindi joke Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex"

Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaaze ko ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai aage se thoda right le lo , daru ki dukaan aa rahi ha This is funny hindi poem for drinking wine ............. Santa And his Wife Funny Hindi Sms Joke Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: "Did you find the shampoo?" he answered, "Yes,i but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!"..Bolo Ta ra ra ra GM ....... King And Dancer Funny hindi jokes Sms Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi.. . (Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha) . Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi... . Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.' . Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha,Tab Aap kahan the..?? . Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki Muskurate huey Kaha,'Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi, . Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha.... . Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi

Rajni is back with new hits: When Rajnikant was a Student…!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes.... Rajnikant purchased a road roller… Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes.. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well...... Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!".... Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes.. Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired.. In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place.. Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend.. Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions. Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages.. If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft.... Bestum Best..... Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roa

Bf wanted 2 hav sex, but ashamed of his small penis. He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye... Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!! Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai.. 2 Neha ne chus liy, 3 Pooja ne, 1 Priya ne.. Toh tere pas kitne bacha.. Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo.... Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke Girl to Boyfriend: Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho? BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ... Girl And Boy Joke On condom Girl-kal mai t

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator... Rajnikanth's Dog funny Quote Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! Rajnikanth And Race Funny One Liner Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Funny Joke How RajniKanth Completed His Study Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one... Rajnikanth And Statue of Liberty Funny hindi joke Teachers used to bunk! While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty" Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match. One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk &

Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya..!!! . . Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? . . . . . Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!! married man and poison shop funny hindi joke Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya... . aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena . . Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta. . . . Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya... . . . . Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti funny joke of four friends of starting a business 4 bewakoof doston ne mil ke petrol pump khola.. 1 bhi customer nahi aaya. Kyun.. ?? Because... Petrol pump was on 1st floor.. . . Chal ek aur, Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.. 1 bhi customer nahi aaya Kyu.. ?? . . Kyuki... petrol pump ka board nai hataya.. . Chal ek aur Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.. 1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu.. ?? 2 dost aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. . . Chal ek aur..ye last hai Taxi kharab ho gayi.. Charo ne khud dhakka lagaya.. but taxi wahi ki wahi..Kyu.. ?