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Laloo Yadav Jokes -Part 1

Laloo Yadav In A drink Bar This joke is based on that laloo yadav does not know the brands of bears. Laloo's drink At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.' And the man's companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE.' The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR?' Laloo replies: 'LALOO YADAV, MARRIED.' Laloo yadav manmohan singh funny conversation Once Laloo Yadav asked to man mohan singh Laloo Yadav : How much two and two make? ManMohan Singh: Absolutely it is four but I should ask it from Sonia ji once.

Sonia Gandhi Jokes

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  Sonia gandhi jokes on his plane journey with Rabri devi and jaylalitha This jokes is based on when sonia gandhi was traveling in a plane and pilot was get embarrassed from his foolish talk. Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane. They were just talking among themselves when Rabri said: 'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy. So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said : If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy. Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee note and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.' Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: If I can drop all three of you from the plane ,I can make one billion Indians happy. --> Sonia gandhi on a plane journey with laloo yadav a saint and a school boy