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Funny Jokes Quotes and facts about chuck norris

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--> Chuck Norris Quotes Jokes and Facts --> Funny Chuck Norris Quotes:- Chuck Norris never gets old , he levels up. chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. Death once have a near chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker the second Wednesday of every month. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top. The reason the Holy Grail has never been re