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Bollywood Movie: Ye jawani hai Diwani Movie Forcast

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Bollywood Movie : Ye Jawani Hai diwani Movie Forcast Ye jawani hai diwani Overview Starring  :    Ranbir Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, Ranbir Kapoor   Director    :    Ayan Mukerji Language    :    Hindi Genre    :    Romance Banner    :    Dharma Productions Release Date    :    Friday 31st of May 2013 Brand New Poster For : "Ye Jawani Hai Diwani "Bollywood Movie video Trailer Bollywood Movie Ye Jawani hai Diwani

Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad aani ye Hindi song lyrics

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Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee hindi song Lyrics Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee..... Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.....Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye... Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee..... Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye.....Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye...Dil Jaan Jaandi Ye... Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar Ni.... Tuhi Jind Meri Ye Dil Da Karaar...... Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta..... Udekta Main Tera Rasta...Tera Rasta...Tera Rasta... Kinna Tenu Chaava Ey Na Samjhi Tu.... Tere Naam Kitti Zindagii, Jaddo Tu Milengi Tenu Dassange.... Tere Naal Meri Har Khusi.... Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar Ni..... Tuhi Jind Meri Yee.. Dil Da Karaar... Tu Aaja Tenu Rabda Wasta.. Udekta Main Tera Rastaaa.... Soniye Hiriye Teri Yaad Aandi Yeee.... Seene Vich Tadapta Hai Dil Jaan Jaandi Yeee...Jaan Jaandi Yeee..Jaan Jaandi Yeee.. Suna Suna Dil Da Aasiyaana Hain.... Suni Zameen Hoar Asmaa.. Khoya Khoya Renda Mera Paagal Dil.. Aaja Laut Ke Hun Aa Bhi Jaa.. Tuhi Jind M

Husband wife discussion at court joke in hindi

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Husband wife discussion in court for divorce Husband and Wife in Court Discussion .....The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? Wife jumped up and said:"Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and Labour So it should be in My Custody." The Judge turns 2 Husband&says"What do You have to say in your defence?" The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says....."Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machine's or Mine?" Yeh sunke...Wife replied:"Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera...Doodh bhi Mera...Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka" Husband replied :"Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?"Frustrated Judge (Getting mad):"Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye No