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Santa Banta foolish joke on chess playing

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn't end here). . . . Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai. . Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. . The joke doesn't end here either . . . Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai. . Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai. Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge. Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela. S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai. The joke still doesn't end. . . . Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai. Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga. . . . Joke ENDS here.