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 Sun temple kottayam kerla A tourist place in india  Adityapuram Sun Temple, Kottayam, Kerala This is the only temple of Surya Dev (Sun God) in Kerala.The famous sun temple Adityapuram is 3 kilometers away from Kaduthuruthy, which is known to be the second sun temple in India. आदित्यपुरम सूर्य देव मंदिर ...ये भारत का दूसरा सबसे बड़ा सूर्य मंदिर व केरल का एकलौता सूर्य मंदिर हैं , रविवार के दिन यहाँ काफी भीड़ होती हैं |

Funny Shayri by a shayar at nijam's daughter wedding Funny sexy shayari  In a marriage party of a Nizam's daughter, there's a very gandu shaayar. He had a famous background of some really gandu shayari. People were expecting something from him when suddenly he started KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... People - WAH! WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!! KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI. People were really shocked and very angry (probably most of them were not like us). They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started... AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... This calmed people a bit. AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... MAA KE LAUDON PATTHAR TO NA MARO People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more, so he finally stated. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI... JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE MAA CHOD

Girl: "Do you think I'm pretty? Be honest!" Boy: "Sure, .... with a little face lift, lip reconstruction,­ a nose job, and some make-up, you wouldn't be half bad." Girl: "Do you think I'm sexy?" Boy: "With a tummy tuck, some liposuction, and and a boob job, you wouldn't be half bad" Girl: "Would you have sex with me?" Boy: "With the lights off.... Absolutely!" Girl: "If I did everything you just said, would you marry me?" Boy: "Probably" Girl: "Really? And would you have a family with me?" Boy: "I don't want ugly babies" Girl And Boy In A hotel  room Girlfriend and Boyfriend Hotel Mein Sex Karne Ke Liye Gaye Jaisi Hi Vaha Jake Ladki Ne Jeans Utari To Panty Mein Se Hariyali Najar Aayi Ladke Ne Ghabrate Hue Puchha: Abe Ye Kya Hai?? Ladki Sharmate Hue: Oh Shittt, Raat Ko Mooli Nikalana Hi Bhool Gayi

 This story inspires to be faith in god. this story makes us to believe Everything happens happens for good. A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. They were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless: The boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned. But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening. The woman was trembling and she said, “Are you not afraid ?”. This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. Only some miracle can saveus; otherwise death is certain. Are you not afraid? Are you mad or something? Are you a stone or something? The man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing? Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap

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