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Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhi kitna? Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun.. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -- Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.. Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi.. ------------------------------ ------------------------------ - Million copies of a New book sold in just 2 days due to typing error in Title i.e. "An idea can change your WIFE (LIFE)" ------------------------------ ------------------------------ Height of Female shakkk! Shohar: Mein tumhare sath 1000 saal rahunga or pyaar karunga.! Biwi: Uske baaad kahan munh maarne ka iraada hai? ------------------------------ ------------------------------ --- Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dungi! Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatein kar ke khush karn