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College Me, Mam-" Lakir ka Fakir" Muhavare ka udhahran do" Boy" Aap Bura to Nahi Manegi? Mam- Nahi Bura Q? Boy-Aapki Panty ke andar jo Lakir he Hum Uske fakir hai.. Funny college adult sms joke in hindi Question - What Is Difference Between A BOOT (Shoes) & CHOOT.? Zabardast Answer - BOOT Accepts Only ONE Size, Whereas CHOOT Accepts ALL Sizes.. Husband And wife funny adult jokes in hindi ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pta lga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k Lund se chodta tha....wife- tumne itni bdi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kr di..... husband- baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kbi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k Lund se kaise paida ho gye? 😛 Funny adult classroom joke Aaj kal ke bachho ki haramipanti : MADAM : shor mat karo nahi to khadda kar dungi.. Bachhe:pehele mera..pehele mera..pehele mera.. _____________ Father and son Adult hindi joke Beta-Papa, Ye "Sex"

Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaaze ko ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai aage se thoda right le lo , daru ki dukaan aa rahi ha This is funny hindi poem for drinking wine ............. Santa And his Wife Funny Hindi Sms Joke Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: "Did you find the shampoo?" he answered, "Yes,i but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!"..Bolo Ta ra ra ra GM ....... King And Dancer Funny hindi jokes Sms Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi.. . (Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha) . Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi... . Raja ne Kaha,'Puccho.' . Ladki ne kaha,'Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha,Tab Aap kahan the..?? . Raja ne ghussa na kiya, balki Muskurate huey Kaha,'Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi, . Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha.... . Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi

Rajni is back with new hits: When Rajnikant was a Student…!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes.... Rajnikant purchased a road roller… Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes.. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well...... Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!".... Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes.. Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired.. In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD BOOKS" its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place.. Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend.. Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions. Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages.. If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft.... Bestum Best..... Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roa

Bf wanted 2 hav sex, but ashamed of his small penis. He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE ! & bidi to bilkul bhi nahi Boyfriend And his Smallnis joke in hindi Sharabi Buys condom hindi joke Ek Sharabi Pharmacy ki dukaan mein enter hotey hi Zor se cheekha: 5 Condom de Oye... Dukanwala: Sir !!! Zara Tameez se baat kijiye naa Sharabi ne apni Jeans ki Zip Kholi, aur bola: "Mere Shehzaday ke liye 5 sherwani dikhaaiye plz ..!!! Maths Teacher ,Dinesh And Lollipop Funny hindi jokes Maths Teacher -Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai.. 2 Neha ne chus liy, 3 Pooja ne, 1 Priya ne.. Toh tere pas kitne bacha.. Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo.... Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Adult joke Girl to Boyfriend: Tum Boys Jab susu karte ho to Uske Baad Apna Woh Q Hilate ho? BF: Hum Usko Ye Yaad Dilate H Ki- Jaag laude, Tere Jeevan Ka Uddesh Sirf Mutna Nahi Hai . ... Girl And Boy Joke On condom Girl-kal mai t

People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator... Rajnikanth's Dog funny Quote Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! Rajnikanth And Race Funny One Liner Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Funny Joke How RajniKanth Completed His Study Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one... Rajnikanth And Statue of Liberty Funny hindi joke Teachers used to bunk! While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty" Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match. One day Rajnikant gone 4 morning walk &