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Santa Ek Din Rat Ko 10-15 Gulaab Ke Phool Leke Ghar Aya Jaisi Hi Biwi Ne Ye Dekha To Biwi Khushi Ke Maare Sare Kapde Utar Ke Nangi Hoke Bed Pe Let Gayi Santa: “Kyu Sali, Ghar Mein Flowerpot Nahi Hai Kya?“ Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.. . Ek ladka bola:"ghar tak lift chahiye kya.. ?? . . Ladki:"bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu, . . Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..:p:D Hahaha...jo Samajh Gaye wo Like Thoko. Santa And his wife funny hindi joke Giving lift to a girl funny hindi adult joke What is tension ?............. . 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi... . Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi... . aap use hospital le gaye.... . Doctor bola : 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. Lo ho gayi tension............ . Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, . Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. . Aur tension!........ . Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....... . Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.... . Saala aurr

Funny hindi clean public jokes

Santa And Interviewer funny Hindi sms joke Santa and Maggi! Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge. Interviewer: Why....?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai.. Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge. Interviewer: Why....?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...? Funny sms joke Happiest moment on facebook That happiest moment On Facebook. . . . When you are fighting on some one's status and your friends support u by liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend Funny Hindi Poem on Falling in Love And Breakup After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!! ************************* Funny facebook Jokes I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored) . After 5 min- I sign in(reason: