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Funny Girlfriend and boyfriend jokes in Hindi

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This Post is for purpose for your easy to visit all the pages on this blog that are related with girlfriend and boyfriend jokes. Link all girlfriend boyfriend jokes, girl and boy jokes, funny girlfriend jokes are provided on this page some new jokes are also added. REad more such jokes here Girfriend and boyfriend jokes Read More such jokes here Funny Girl and boy jokes Funny girl and boy jokes to share on facebook girlfriend  and boy friend were chatting on Facebook girlfriend : plz stay up just a little longer? I really want to talk to you :) boyfriend : No, sorry i gotta go girlfriend : Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse? boyfriend : No! My mom said if i don't go to sleep now she'll come down here and bash my head on the keyboaryujehs ndbhujidcbfnekd ! Read More such jokes   Girl vs Boy Jokes

Sardar Ji Jokes in Hindi

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Here a Unique collection of sardar ji  jokes is being presented in hindi .These Jokes are sololy for entertainment purpose. Jokes does not Aim to malify the image of any person or things. Funny Sardar Image Jokes   Funny Sardar ji And madrasi joke in hindi A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doin= construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were having lunch. Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building. The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, and said, Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too." The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too" The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death. The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too. The Sardar opened his lunch, saw

Latest Rahul Gandhi Jokes in Hindi And English

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Rahul Gandhi jokes on Torning The Ordinance Rahul Gandhi: Moma I have torned and completly distroyed the bill. Sonia : naughty boy  you still plays with papers... Rahul gandhi:- mumy maine ordinance bill phad diya.. Sonia :Shaitan ladke tumhari abhi bhi kagaj se khelne ki aadat nhi..... Rahul Gandhi jokes on his speeches Rahul gandhi in a speech:- Many years ago Slogan of congress party was We will eat half bread and make congress to win. Now Rahul gandhi says- We will eat 2-3 breads And make congress to win. WTf: after sixty years of congress leader common man in india is to feed full diet. Rahul gandhi ke bhashan jokes in hindi Rahul gandhi ek bhashad me : Kayi sal pahle congrss ka nara tha aadhi roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge; Now rahul gandhi says :2-3 roti khayenge congress ko jitayenge kya bhaiyaa 60 salo ke shasan ke bad congress bhar pet khane bhi nahi degi kya? funny joke on rahul gandhi:how he is how he is increasing foreign investment in

Bollywood & Hollywood Celebrity jokes in Hindi

Bollywood Actress jokes in hindi Richa Chadhha, Preeti Jangiyaani and Diana Penty are  relatives  .  .  .  by their surname.   Funny Rakhi Sawant jokes in hindi     Reporter: “What is your qualification?”  Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“ ....................................... Once Rakhi  goes to Insurance Office Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.  Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property    Imraan Hashmi jokes in hindi American: Hamare paas MADONA,  JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item  BOMB hai…. tumhare paas  kya hai?  Indian: Hamare paas  IMRAN HASMI jaise  BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!   Himesh reshamiya jokes in hindi Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar  se bhag gaya  dusre kutto ne pucha  tu q bhaga ?  Kuta : sala raat ko gane ki  practice khud krta hai, subha log  mujhe marte the…. Funny Things about bollywood movie and bollywood heroes •अगर आप गुण्डों (या बिके हुए पुलिसवालों) के कब्ज़े में हैं, और

fUNNY jokes in english

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have? ... AKPOS: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven!!! Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from? AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already hav 1 cat in my Home! Funny Inspirational story in Hindi   Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan..... . . Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh ... bahut hua Nuksaan. . . Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan. . . Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN. . . Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan. . . Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... P