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birthday wishing pictures

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Latest 2014 top 20 funny Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta jokes , Sardar ji Jokes , is the most widely shared funny jokes category here is the most funny santa banta and sardar jokes is presennted here. Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya, Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai? Santa Kuch Sochke Bola: Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Ha SANTA :maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA :woh kaise? SANTA :maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Sardar -samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar -sabji..!      Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye, Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai Santa

Happy Birthday wishes

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     Happy Birthday sms/ Text messages If you want to wish birthday to your friend then happy birthday sms or Birthday text messages is one of the best way to wish him. Birthday sms   or text message s are best way to wish your friends birthday because using birthday sms you can wish him either he is living near you or away from you. You can wish birthday via birthday sm s, birthday text messages to any person your friend girlfriend, colleagues, relatives, sister ,brother or any member. Simple Sophisticated quotes to wish birthday to your friend " Dear, You are not only completing one year on this day, this is the day from when now a new world of happiness prosperity,and opportunity is waiting just go on  Happy birthday " Birthday wishes by wishing ambition to be completed " Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may your future always shine. . . With LOTZ  of LOVE

top 20 funny and sexy jokes for facebook and whatsapp

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Best funny And sexy Joke you have ever read Santa running without cloths funny joke Santa Road par nanga bhag raha tha. Banta ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai aisa kyun kar rahe ho,  Kyun nange bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati? Santa: Kyun ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye . (oh really santa is smart this time) funny sexy joke on husband wife divorce case Judge hearing a Divorce case Judge to Husband: Why you want to divorce your wife? Husband: I am not satisfied with her on bed Judge to wife: what you have to say about this?? Wife: Whole colony is satisfied only this bastard has got problems. Santa and lady police officer funny adult joke in hindi Santa par adalat mein ek case chal raha tha... Judge : Tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya? Santa (rote huye) : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, So maine kardi.... Funny Joke :Dukhi Boss Ek Dukhi Boss ki Ka

Happy janmashtami wishing pictures

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Happy janmashtami wishing quotes and sms

 Happy Janmashtami sms krishan ki mahima, krishan ka payar. krishan mai shardha , krishan se sansar ...mubarak ho apko janmasthami tyohar..LILA DHAR ki kirpa aap par sada barasti rahe ..... Happy Janmashtami sweet sms to wish happy janmashtami MAIYA YASHODA KA LAL,GOKUL KA GWAL,JINKE JANM SE HUA GOKUL OR BRIJ KA NIHAL, RAKHE AAPKO SADA KHUSHAHAL....... HAPPY JANMASHTAMI JAI SHREE KRISHNA. cool sms quote to wish happy janmashtami Radha ki bhakti, murli ki mithas, makhan ka swaad aur gopiyo ka raas, sab milke banta hai janmastmi ka din khaas...... Happy janmastmi messages to wish happy janmashtami Mishri se mithe h krishna k bol, koi kaise lagaye unka mol heere se jyada h krishna anmol Itni taarif ki h pyare ab to "jai sri krishna" Bol Happy krishna janmashtami sms krishan ki mahima,krishan ka pyar,krishan me shradha,krishan se sansar,mubarak ho apko janmasthami ka tyohar..SHRI KRISHAN ki kripa aap par sada bani rahe.Happy gokulastami happy janmashtami sms

santa banta and girl boy funny sexy jokes in hindi

Santa proposes to girl funny hindi santa jokes SANTA:I LOVE You.. 😾LADKI ne Jor se THAPPAD Maara, Aur Boli.. Kyaa Kaha Tune.?? SANTA ne Ulta HAATH Ghuma kar Ek MUKKA Maara Aur kaha.. KAMINI..Jab Suna hi Nahin to Maara kyun.?? ------------------------- Funny girl boy joke on over population Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain. Girl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the woh coaching centre samajh kar chale gaye.😀 ------------------------------ Funny hindi joke on marrige life Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai? Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.😀 ------------------------------ 😀 --------------------------.---- Santa in a hotel funny hindi joke Santa in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapis Karo ! Itna Chota Room.. Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya ? Waiter- Mere baap Room Mein Chal Yeh Lift hai. funny girl and boy conversation jokes in hi

love life funny joke

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How is you your love life? here is fuuny presentation of my love life by picture see it.