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fUNNY jokes in english

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? AKPOS: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, howmany will you have? ... AKPOS: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? AKPOS: Seven!!! Angry Teacher: Where did you get ur seven from? AKPOS: (Angrilly!) Because I already hav 1 cat in my Home! Funny Inspirational story in Hindi   Ek tha Bhagwan..... Ek tha Shaitan..... . . Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh ... bahut hua Nuksaan. . . Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan. . . Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN. . . Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di..... Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan. . . Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye..... P