Adult sms joke : really funny must read pinto and aunty Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty he.”Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli : “Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?”Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to me use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho, yeh to Aunty hai.”Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar” Adult sms joke :fix your legs and move your ass What is the difference between riding a bicycle & riding a woman? Riding a bicycle u fix your ass & move your legs. Riding a woman YOU fix ur legs & move YOUR Ass! Adult sms joke : man and his wife Man to wife: Business is bad, if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant. Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman Double meaning jokes : let me